Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.
You know something’s gone wrong with your life when… 1) you tell a court “I found a dying girl in the street and had sex with her mutilated body” and 2) that’s your defence...
If you know you are bang to rights, it means you get locked up for life but not as a murderer, perhaps?
If you can find a jury that'll swallow that one...
Is this individual being represented by a barrister who believes this story?
I strongly believe that the defence team should be disbarred from practice for ever allowing such an unconscionably cunty plea to have been entered.
Oh, come on! Who among us hasn't found a dying or, as the case may be, dead girl lying the street and thought "Right-ho. This is an opportunity to get some hole!"?I know I have.
Hey guys, guys, let's not get necrophobic here. I mean, let's be honest with ourselves, if we came across a mutilated, dead or dying young woman in an alleyway, might we not (as all men are pre-conditioned to violence and/ or sexual domination of women) attempt to engage in a sexually inappropriate manner rather than phoning the police and ambulance or running screaming into the street before throwing up?Think about it guys and be honest I mean everyone knows that men can't control their sex drive and will to paraphase the great John (peace be upon him) Lennon "do it in the road" even if that is a blood stained corpse.
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