It has been commented on elsewhere, and I have mentioned before that I have no time for the odious Peter Hain, but it is absolutely staggering that Peter Hain still has his job. But even more so, the reason why Hain is still in power is even more staggering - that the fucking Prime Minister thinks it is ok for Hain to keep his job – after all, the perma-tanned prig isn’t a liar. No, he’s just incompetent. Yep, the man who is secretary of state for one of the countries in our union, and who is in charge of work and pensions in this country, is incompetent. And that’s a reason why he should stay in office.
I’m sorry, but what the ruddy fuck is going on here?
There is absolutely no reason whatsoever why the egregiously tanned Hain shouldn’t have been consigned by his evil, glowering, one eyed boss to the scrap heap of history as soon as this scandal came to light. The fact that he is still in power, with his boss’s (albeit grudging) approval is an insult to everyone in this fucking country. Seriously, the standards of the Brown government are so low that it is ok for someone who is a self-confessed incompetent to hold high office.
Maybe it is wrong to focus so much on Hain. After all, other people in Brown’s cabinet have accepted dodgy donations, and other ministers have shown themselves to be completely incompetent. But this is it – our current cabinet is one of the worst we have ever had. Some of them are corrupt, some are incompetent, often they are both. And they should be making every person in this country cringe to the pits of their stomachs with their undignified and desperate clinging to power, despite their incompetence and dearth of any even approaching a moral code.
The worst thing is, owing to the spineless attitude of the git currently resident in Number 10, we have to wait until 2009 at the earliest to show these cunts the door. With every hour of every day that passes until then, these fuckers bring more embarrassment and do more damage to the UK. It is not enough to want them to go at the next election. We should want them all to fuck off right now.
Belgium has survived without a government. In one respect, they are in a better position than us. They survive without a government. We'd be in a much better position if we didn't have our current government.
Which is why, despite my pretensions towards pacifism, I can’t help but wish that our cabinet would suddenly die in some sort of horrific accident. And what I dearly hope is this: that the pressure on Peter Hain becomes so much in a cabinet meeting that his outrageously orange skin breaks, and emits the foul air of smug, utterly undeserved self satisfaction that so bloats Hain’s ego into the cabinet room; thus suffocating his cabinet colleagues with it’s noxious fumes.
Choking to death on the rancid ego of Peter Hain? It is almost too good for our Cabinet.