Monday, January 21, 2008

Put him to "the question"...

... was once used as a euphemism for "take the fucker away and torture him until we get the answer we want."

This is, of course, a treatment that I would heartily recommend for the One-Eyed King, but it seems, via The Daily Brute, that Gordo feels that he is under too much pressure as it is.
After just 14 appearances at Prime Minister's Question Time, Gordon Brown has expressed his growing disillusionment at what he considers the poor quality of the weekly battle of wills across the despatch box.

Mr Brown fears the 30-minute sessions have become so noisy and bad-tempered that the public will be increasingly repelled.

Really? It will come as no surprise to readers of The Kitchen that your humble Devil feels that PMQs is not nearly bad-tempered enough. I would cheer loudly were Cameron—or, more probably, someone with a spine—to turn around and call the Gobblin' King "a lying cunt".

Were I an MP (something that I doubt will ever happen, not least because I would get up every morning, disgusted with what I did for a living), I would happily call the monocular Jock fucker "an evil, illiberal, lying, totalitarian cunt" and take the consequences.

After all, it would be the first time that someone had told the truth in that Chamber for many a long year.

8 comments:

mitch said...

he had clegg float this idea earlier so no more PMQs and blame the limpdums.

Unsworth said...

What does this cunt want? He stands at the dispatch box bellowing like a minotaur on heat, in paroxisms of rage, egged on by his screaming mindless sycophants - and now he thinks this is all too much for his sensibilities?

Yes, the public is repelled - and sickened - by his piss-poor amateur dramatics every week in response to direct questions to which he is congenitally unable to reply. His self-delusion is total. He is unable to see that he is loathed and detested on all sides of the house. That opprobrium is entirely his own doing. He had a 'honeymoon' and has blown it completely. He deserves nothing but contempt.

All this bollocks about 'the public will become repelled' - what does he want? Some sort of approval and love? Politics is a rough trade - as he very well knows. So ain't that just too fucking tough?

Trying to control Parliament by complaining about how he is spoken to and about is just totally and utterly fucking crass. He should thank his lucky stars that that other arch-jock is in the Speaker's Chair. If there was a halfway decent Speaker in the House he'd be carried out on a stretcher every Wednesday.

anthonynorth said...

Strange how they never complain if PMQs go in their favour.
To me, it's an essential part of Parliament. Time it went back to twice a week. Fear of ridicule used to make sensible policy ...
No, make it every day.

Budgie said...

Off topic I know, but the most lies are being told by Gorgon, Miliband and co about how the Lisbon Treaty isn't really the EU constitution. See this link for DM's blog:


http://blogs.fco.gov.uk/blogs/david_miliband/default.aspx

CharlieB said...

Presumably this is his preamble to trying to scrap it altogether...

Roger Thornhill said...

charlieb, I suspect so. He is a Communist.

Anonymous said...

He wants to think himsrlf fucking lucky Cameron is across the box from him and not me. I really doubt I would be able to stop myself beating his fucking empty head in with that big mace thing...

Z.

Anonymous said...

Roger, the word you are looking for is 'cunt'...
Z.