We would like to apologize for the way in which politicians are represented in this programme.
It was never our intention to imply that politicians are weak-kneed, political time-servers who are concerned more with their personal vendettas and private power struggles than the problems of government, nor to suggest at any point that they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes before the well-being of the people they supposedly represent, nor to imply at any stage that they are squabbling little toadies without an ounce of concern for the vital social problems of today.
Nor indeed do we intend that viewers should consider them as crabby, ulcerous, little, self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive.
We are sorry if this impression has come across.
Your humble Devil would like to state, quite explicitly, that he absolutely hopes that readers of The Kitchen get precisely the above impression of our politicians, because it's spot-on: they are scum.
Hang them all.