Saturday, December 22, 2007

Not top quality conversation

There are occasions when a comment is so breathtakingly ill-informed and fucking stupid that one just sits there wondering what the fuck to make of it. I mean, if you were totally fucking unaware of what the fuck you were talking about, would you actually go to the trouble of leaving a comment?

Well, some people do. People like "cuntoff" who left a comment on this criticism of Tory flight tax proposals.
All of you are educated, posh twats pretending to be working class because that’s what you do while you are in Uni learning to be elitist fuckers. Eh?

And of course, part of that is being staunch labour supporters and selling Socialist Worker despite the obvious advantages you have had no hesitation in taking from your rather comfy backgrounds.

Oh, and ignoring the obvious fuck-ups the New Labour incompetents (who are as bogus as yourselves) have made of this country.

But why should you care? You truly believe you will shortly (well, no sooner than you’ve finished your degree in whatever bollocks you’re taking one in) will be in position where you can be superior to those thick little scum bags you loathe so much (working class if you failed to recognise them). You are truly scum of the earth. Because you take all the advantages of one thing while pretending to be another. You need shooting.

Umm...

First, what the hell is wrong with being elitist? I want to better myself; is that now a crime in this bright new Britain of ours? Probably.

Second, although I can't speak for The Nameless One (who wrote the piece) but I'm sure that his attitude would be much the same as mine, i.e. I am not working class, I have no desire to be working class and why, in the name of fuck, would I pretend to be working class?

Third, "cuntoff" has obviously read only that post and has assumed that every one of the 3,435 posts on this blog are anti-Tory, which shows a pretty stunning level of... well... laziness, actually. Especially since The Nameless One used to be a card-carrying Tory.

I don't think that it can reasonably be said that anyone writing at The Kitchen could be accused of "ignoring the obvious fuck-ups the New Labour incompetents ... have made of this country." Again, this is just lazy.

I mean, I don't insist that everyone should read every post published here but surely—surely—if you are going to go to the trouble to leave a comment, making a whole lot of sweeping generalisations, then it might be sensible just to take a swift look around to see whether you are talking utter horseshit, might it not?

The next paragraph, of course, shows true Toynbee-style contradiction.
You truly believe you will shortly (well, no sooner than you’ve finished your degree in whatever bollocks you’re taking one in) will be in position where you can be superior to those thick little scum bags you loathe so much (working class if you failed to recognise them).

Now, apparently we are all pretending to be working class, here at The Kitchen. However, if we thought that they were all "thick little scum bags" whom we "loathe so much", then why on earth would we pretend to be working class?

That makes no sense at all; it's just silly.
You are truly scum of the earth. Because you take all the advantages of one thing while pretending to be another . You need shooting.

Again, I cannot speak for my colleagues, but I don't think that I have ever pretended to be working class, although I am more than happy to take the advantages that I have been offered: I'd be an idiot not to. This guy is obviously a total fuckwit.

But you have a happy Christmas, "cuntoff", y'hear? You big ol' jape-ster, you...

11 comments:

JuliaM said...

It's Christmas, after all. He, she or it has probably had one too many cooking sherries...

CityUnslicker said...

Having DK recommended as a member of the socialist workers party must surely enter as a late entry to most bizarre happenings of the year in the blogsphere!

A N Other said...

Ah, proof that the drugs, for once, actually were working.

Anonymous said...

Well, it all makes sense to me, but then again I am working class.

I failed to get to be middle class cos the fucking labour council closed the grammar school and sent me to a comprehensive, which was just a secondary modern with the sign changed.

The rich kids still went to private schools and I had to stay with the thick little scum.

Anyway, merry christmas to all of you, middle class cunts.

Prof Scrub said...

Dear Devils Kitchen,

I do so love an uneducated comment on one's blog post. For example, what the Devil is a Tory anyway?

Yours truly stupid,
Prof Scrub
http://www.profscrub.com

Ed said...

DK, if you are pretending to be working class you aren't making a very good job of it.

:-)

Anonymous said...

I am from a working class background - an extremely working class background, in fact - but am educated and now hold a doctoral degree (largely, I have to say, thanks to generous funding provided under the Thatcher and Major governments).

What I do not understand is this: why should I - or anyone else - be ashamed to be educated and when, exactly, did being uneducated become something of which to be proud? Imbeciles like cuntoff have turned "working class" into shorthand for "pig ignorant" and they are damned proud of that achievement.

Why? (Answers on a postcard....)

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Just doing a quick bit of blogging from the Apple store while he fetches my new toy.

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