Here's another petition for a referendum. However, this one has a bit of a difference: it is EU-wide and, I'm sorry to say, the UK is doing appallingly badly for signatures.
It's one of the easiest to sign and, quite frankly, the fact that the UK has fewer signatures than just about every other country is a bit of an embarrassment.
The countries with the most signatures are Denmark, Austria and Malta. Even Malta is whipping us, for fuck's sake, and there's only about seven people living there!
So, go sign. Provided you agree that the people of the EU should have a say, of course.
If you don't believe that, do feel free to tell us all why in the comments...