You choose one person, alive or dead.
You choose one present for them, good or bad.
Who do you choose and what do you get them?
I’d get Damien Rice a life-support machine so I could take him off it.
There are so many deserving recipients of my largesse; who on earth should I choose?
I'd get Al Gore one of those walk-in meat freezers so that I could lock him in there and scream "are you worried about warming now, you cunt?" through the door.
I'd also get Gordon Brown a book on gardening, so that he has something to occupy him upon his imminent retirement. Although, if The Nameless One is right, a jacket with really long sleeves might be the more suitable option.
Anyone else like to play?