Saturday, December 08, 2007

A classic from that cunt, Twenty.
You know these celebrities that say ‘I’d rather go naked than wear fur’?

Well, it’s easy to say from inside a nice, warm photographer’s studio. I say if you put them in a field in the far north of Sweden in mid-January and the answer would be very different, the fucking hypocrites.

Too true...

11 comments:

Verity said...

Yes, but see, they're not in a field in the north of Sweden. So why are they hypocrites?

Sir HM said...

Because there are no caveats whatsoever in ‘I’d rather go naked than wear fur’?

That's an absolute. They are hypocrites because they'd certainly rather wear fur than be naked in a field in N.Sweden in the middle of January. They might SAY otherwise, but they wouldn't do it.

robin said...

I`d rather some of them would go naked rather than wear fur, because they`re pretty. After a certian age I wish most females would wear fur even in summer.

Budgie said...

Dear Aunty DK,
I keep intending to turn our dog (Fluff) into a pair of gloves and a sporran. Is this politically correct?

A N Other said...

Writing from experience, I'd rather eat red meat and wear fur than freeze or starve. Put these fatuous human clothes pegs out in the real world alone and evolution would do the rest.

verity said...

Budgie - Fluff may be a small dog if s/he is only good for a pair of gloves and a sporran.

Robin - I know what you mean about a 'certain age'! I wish most fatly jowelly men would wear fur parkas, even in the summer. Also over their bald heads that have three sad strands of hair embarrassingly gelled across the empty expanse. Please, wear a stylish fur hat! Even in the summer!

In the case of late middle aged men, I can see that fur may have its uses in disguising sagging bellies, too.

We all have our standards, don't we, boys?

Cygnet said...

Doesn't it annoy you when models and musicians suddenly start spouting opinions? They should stick to their jobs - looking pretty and singing.

It annoys me. So much so that when I purchased my fox fur some years ago I named her Stephanie in honour of Stephen (meat is murder) Morrissey.

That showed him.

mitch said...

Id rather eat fur than be a celebrity

Cygnet said...

Mitch - you nearly made me spew tea all over Ludwig da Laptop.

Probably inevtiable that I now say I'd rather eat a celebrity whilst wearing fur than go naked.

So. Otto Ferry if you are reading this please make yourself known, young man....

Bretwalda Edwin-Higham said...

Or in Russia.

verity said...

Bretwalda Edwin-Higham - was it really worth typing out your name for this contribution?