Officials scotched rumours that the fuel was a massive pile of banknotes, with a spokesman reiterating that...
"...the Olympic Committee are not literally burning taxpayers' cash.
"Nor are they literally flushing it down the toilet or literally pissing it up the wall. These are merely metaphors..."
Your humble Devil would like to point out that he fucking hates professional sport, and totally fucking objects to paying for it in any way whatso-fucking-ever.
Still, we could always burn Seb Coe, only he'd be a bit damp; y'know, him being so washed-up an' all.
(Photo courtesy of FridayCities' iSD.)