Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Your humble Devil is trying out one of these merchandise shops, to see if he can spread the Devil's mark across the length and breadth of this country.

The t-shirts have various slogans although the one that I'd like to sell a lot of has the Mark of the Devil on it the front and a simple message across the back...
Politicians: hang them all.

My dream would be to have hundreds of people going to various political functions wearing them, culminating in thousands of people turning up to next year's Party Conferences all wearing them...

Visit the Devil's Emporium!

11 comments:

Vindico said...

Ooh. Naughty but I like it!
My favourite is the Toynbee one. Silly bitch.

Mike Power said...

Never mind all that, I've bought one! Is mine a first edition? I'ze got to know!

Prodicus said...

Oh goodie, I thort. But then, see... tsk... you spoiled it for me with the wrong slogan on the back.

Agreed, too many politicians are bastards, but not all of them. Even you can think of one or two people you'd quite like in Westminster, DK. So hanging them all ain't the answer.

How about 'Politicians - watch the bastards closely'

After all, that's the blogger's vocation.

Devil's Kitchen said...

Prodicus,

Your wish is my command: there are now designs which read: "Politicianss need watching."

Will that do?

DK

Prodicus said...

Heh. Excellent. Have you alerted Polly? She's bound to want one.

Vindico said...

How about some more blogger orientated slogans? "I love a good Fisking" or "Watch your backlinks!" for example.

Anthony said...

Gah, I have to buy the Polly one...

...Now where am I going to wear it...

Everywhere?

Tomrat247 said...

Now all you've got to do is buy your ass some photoshop software, get yourself a upper torso of Polly and you can probably write the rest...

Will be getting my own once I get my self some farthings to rub together...

Mark C said...

What's all this "slim" shit? How about some sizes for Bat Fastard? Really, you young'uns can't be trusted.

Wanted: a simple, short-sleeved, non contrasting tee shirt or polo shirt with the "Politicians - hang 'em all" message on the back and the Devil's mark on the front.

Devil's Kitchen said...

Mark C,

Done.

DK

Mark C said...

DK - good man yersel'. Bat fastard order placed.