I went to see transformers, the Movie at the IMAX.
It is quite the worst movie I have ever sat through. It wasn't just shit, it was a chicken vindaloo, washed down with 8 pints of Guinness, cooked overnight with a midnight snack of pilchards in brine topped up with prunes in the morning and matured on a hot drive through France with no liquids to hand except cream soda. Not just any shit, it was M&S shit.
Well, you really cannot say that we didn't warn you...