Monday, October 15, 2007

You should have listened...

Jackart voluntarily exposed himself to the horror that was Transformers over the weekend.
I went to see transformers, the Movie at the IMAX.

Don't.

It is quite the worst movie I have ever sat through. It wasn't just shit, it was a chicken vindaloo, washed down with 8 pints of Guinness, cooked overnight with a midnight snack of pilchards in brine topped up with prunes in the morning and matured on a hot drive through France with no liquids to hand except cream soda. Not just any shit, it was M&S shit.

Well, you really cannot say that we didn't warn you...

2 comments:

Jackart said...

It was an unholy alliance of my Brother and Girlfriend who dragged me...

I pleaded with them. To no avail...

Henry North London said...

How old are they? Ive never been to any IMax film as they make me feel queasy a bit like Sunday morning