Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Joanna Lumley is a fuckwit and she's fucking ugly to boot.
I prefer not to eat food that has a face.

Then might I suggest that you are in no position to lecture the rest of us on how and what we eat, and that you should, instead, shut your fucking trap?

13 comments:

Katy Newton said...

I've yet to come across a chicken supreme, a pork loin or a ribeye steak that has a face. Perhaps Ms Lumley should change butchers.

Anonymous said...

Captain Aubrey likes soused hog's face and if it's good enough for him, it should be good enough for Joanna Lumley. The uppity strumpet.

Devil's Kitchen said...

"The uppity strumpet."

Hahaha, classic!

DK

Anonymous said...

>Hahaha, classic!<

A compliment indeed, coming from the very master of personal abuse and invective.

Thank 'ee kindly, my dear Devil, though I confess it doesn't thrill me quite as much as the time that Tezza Kelly called me a verbose condescending snob.

Chuck Unsworth said...

And a face like two pounds of liver.

Wrinkled Weasel said...

..."you are in no position to lecture the rest of us"

Ms Lumley is an ultracrepidarian ANd an uppity strumpet,

Tim J said...

"I prefer not to eat food that has a face."

What about jammy dodgers?

Mark Wadsworth said...

Or gingerbread men? Or those 'Funny Face' lollies (which I haven't seen for ages)?

Ian Bennett said...

"I prefer not to eat food that has a face."

An aquaintance whose teenage daughter announced the same preference served her a dinner of a pound of winkles and told her to be grateful it wasn't jellyfish.

Anonymous said...

WTF is wrong with having a view and expresssing it?!

She's not grabbing £15k a year for being on panel of some quango which advocates the use of taxpayers' money to spread the message.

Will

Devil's Kitchen said...

Which is why I didn't call her a corrupt, venal, old hag.

DK

Ms Robinson said...

I thought she represented a certain type that men went for, you know blonde,posh - almost a default position for some. Basically between her and fat chick Nigella I thought fantasies for men of a certain age were sewn up.

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