However, since I wrote that piece, some more information has come to light. [Emphasis mine.]
Do you remember what you were doing during the 1992 general election? No? Well, Emily Benn, Labour's latest election candidate, does - and she's just 17.
Emily, Tony Benn's granddaughter, has just been chosen to represent the Labour party at Worthing East and Shoreham, provided Gordon Brown doesn't call an election before she's 18. According to her CV: "In the 1992 (aged just two) and 1997 elections I campaigned extensively for Tony Benn in Chesterfield."
I now realise that, by virtue of being able to tell a big, fat, stinking, fucking lie without even showing one iota of shame, Ms Benn is, in fact, entirely suited to join the other fat, corrupt liars in the House of Commons.
In fact, she may show them to new heights of contempt and distain for those who elected them, and introduce them to novel ways of telling massive lies without feeling any kind of guilt whatsoever.
The Devil's Kitchen apologises unreservedly for implying that Ms Benn was not suitable for Parliament; further The Devil would like to make it clear that he feels that her chutzpah and standards of lying set her on a straight course to be a minister within days of her inevitable election.