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The Age Of Change

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 10/15/2007 07:31:00 PM

Since The Gobblin' King took over, Private Eye have replaced the Reverend Blair's Parish Newsletter with The Prime Ministerial Decree, which keeps the proles abreast of the glorious revolution that is the Age Of Change.

In the current issue, they mention a website, www.ageofchange.co.uk, where the party faithful can check up on the latest achievements of The Supreme Leader. Now, the Eye throws out web addresses the whole time and only seems to be recently getting to grips with the internet in general. So I just thought that I would check...

So, the question is: what should I do with my brand new www.ageofchange.co.uk domain?

And who would like to help out...?

Labels: humour, pompous demagogues, t'interweb, The Gobblin' King

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 10/15/2007 07:31:00 PM

15 Blogger Comments:

Roger Thornhill said...: I love a bit of mischief...; 10/15/2007 07:40:00 PM
IanP said...: a series of spoof emails explaining how they have arrived at the decision to close Westminster for repairs to the roof, when we all know that if it closes, it will never reopen.

Gordon to balls
Brussels has told me that I am to liquidate parliament, any suggestions.

Balls to Gordon
We could burn it down like the germans did.

Gordon to Balls
To obvious, another idea please.

Balls to Gordon
Close it down for repairs. After 3 years with the builders in, we could say that the polish workers didnt understand english and they have turned it into a hotel like county hall.; 10/15/2007 08:28:00 PM
Prodicus said...: Ha ha ha ha! Eleven out of ten, mate.; 10/15/2007 08:32:00 PM
Machiavelli's Understudy said...: In the same way that ConHome runs spin-off campaigns, perhaps LibUK should do something with it?

I'm not giving up on trying to contribute ideas to improve the site (even though nobody's listening)...; 10/15/2007 08:44:00 PM
Devil's Kitchen said...: MU,

Sorry, I've been really busy and I have had a number of projects left, right and center. As such, some things have had to go on the back burner.

I'm doing my best...

DK; 10/15/2007 08:49:00 PM
ThunderDragon said...: So many possibilities, so little time...; 10/15/2007 08:55:00 PM
mister scruff said...: have lots of "vision" on it.
and post in sentences without verbs.

Forward. Not Back!
Change. Britain. British. Leadership.; 10/15/2007 08:59:00 PM
Anonymous said...: The Prime Ministerial Decree, how about the PM's eye on the nation...; 10/15/2007 09:15:00 PM
Ian said...: I'd redirect it to the SWP or RESPECT home page, after all, that's what Private Eye has become, as Paul Foot's little monster has crept from the back pages into the rest of the magazine.; 10/15/2007 09:40:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Just post "those pictures", someone must have them.; 10/15/2007 09:41:00 PM
Mark Wadsworth said...: Honeytrap!

Don't waste time being funny. Just post loads of Neil Harding/Will Hutton/Goblin King/Polly Toynbee/Mike Ion-style prose (only takes a few minutes to make up a load of statistics plus a hundred words of guff).

And then gently push it beyonds the bounds of probability. And see how long these leftie retards still post encouraging comments.; 10/15/2007 10:20:00 PM
John Trenchard said...: post tons of stuff exposing "Common Purpose" and why thousands of public service workers have gone on courses with them for around 4 grand a pop - at the taxpayers expense.

They Work for You search; 10/15/2007 11:22:00 PM
Machiavelli's Understudy said...: I like Mark's idea- set up the honeytrap, create posts that start off reasonably sane, moving gradually leftfield (not to the left- just off-centre) and then off in to the realms of fantasy. Watch the bats feast on the fruits of our labour...; 10/15/2007 11:49:00 PM
Mark Wadsworth said...: MU, you asked for it, here we go ...

"Many ask me why I have been invited to contribute to 'Ageofchange' and why Iwas delighted to grasp this opportunity.

Look around yourselves! Look at the damage that has been caused to your local community by two decades of Tory underinvestment and the never-ending desire of the middle-ranking political mainstream to pander to the whims of Middle England!

I am proud to represent a new force within social deomcratic politics that will help show the way forward for everybody who believes in social justice and a brighter future for our children and our communities.

We do not believe in closing ourselves off from the outside world and the richness and diversity of Europe.

We know that there of millions of like minded people and voluntary workers who want to move forwards to a new future where combatting climate change; where a deeper integration of ethnic minorities and a deeper integration and partnership between different EU member states is part and parcel of the fabric our everyday lives ..."

Right, that's enough for now.; 10/16/2007 12:30:00 AM
Roger Thornhill said...: Yes, Honeytrap is one idea. I'd be happy to do a bit of "Track Changes" on official stuff as well. Also, the wonderful Miliband vandalisation is an inspiration, so we could actually lift content and just bugger about with it to expose what we see as their true intentions.

p.s. Does "Dave Spart: The Alternative Voice" still publish in the Eye? Loved the faux Che imagery they used to use.; 10/16/2007 09:26:00 AM

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