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Sunday, September 09, 2007

God save our gracious Queen

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 9/09/2007 06:43:00 PM

What the fucking hell is going on in this country? Now those fucking little oxygen thieves in the government are planning to remove any reference to the Queen—our head of fucking state—from British passports.
References to the Queen could be taken out of British passports in a bid to make them more European, it has emerged.

The new documents, which could be in place as early as 2010, would bear reference to the EU constitution in order to remind UK citizens that they are part of Europe.

Fuck you, you hideous bunch of shit-eating cuntwipes: I am a loyal subject of the Queen and intend to remain so. Britain is still a sovereign country (just about) and it is our diplomatic service that will see me through if I have a problem abroad, not that of the cocking EU.
The first page of the British passport has historically featured the royal coat of arms with a message from the Queen beginning: "Her Britannic Majesty's Secretary of State".

The words go on to outline that the citizen has a right to travel freely and has the right to protection and assistance.

Under new changes, however, it has been suggested that the coat of arms are scrapped and replaced by the EU emblem of 12 stars with the message underneath reading: "Every citizen of the Union".

For fuck's sake. I mean, apart from anything else, the twelve stars are so fucking shit: there are 27 fucking stupid bastard sodomite governments signed up to this superstate project, so why the cocking shit are there only twelve stars on the damn flag?

But, mainly, fuck you. Fuck You. FUCK YOU!
A spokesman from the Foreign and Commonwealth Office said: "The changes relate to Article 20 of the EU Treaty which proposes EU language to be inserted into British passports.

"It's still under consideration and no decision has been taken yet."

Yeah, right: like I'm going to believe some state-sponsored, corrupt, spineless, traitorous, Commissioners' arse-licking turd-bucket from the fucking foreign office.

Of course the decision's been taken: further, you can fucking well guarantee that, once that one-eyed cunt signs the fucking Constitution Reform Treaty, we won't have a fucking choice anyway.
The proposals were criticised by the Tories as yet another example of the EU gaining more power over British citizens.

Well, bully for the Tories. Let's remember which bunch of dirty little ringpieces took us into the EEC in the first place, then which collection of political cockroaches signed the Maastricht Treaty (despite calls for a referendum) and were all ready to sign up to the Euro (without a referendum) and which herd of fucking lard-bucket, perfidious cunts want to keep us in against any rational cost/benefit analysis.

Shut the fuck up, you egregiously hypocritical fucks.
Article 20 of the treaty, on which the revised wording would be based, states that if an EU citizen does not have his own government to look after him he can expect assistance from any other EU state he chooses.

Wow! Doesn't that sound lovely and caring, eh? But of course there is a dark side to this: that any EU state can now arrest you and have you deported from your own country—under an EU Arrest Warrant—without prima facie evidence, and leave you languishing in prison whilst they prepare some trumped up charges against you.

So fuck you, you hideous collection of politico fucks: you make me want to be sick, preferably into your mouths. I hate you so much. If I win the Lottery, my money will go towards killing the lot of you, starting with the cunt civil servants who facilitate all of this crap.

But only after I've gouged out Gordon's other eye with a big, shitty stick, and introduced those good old sharpened cockroaches to the emptied eye-socket so the little beasties can eat his brain from the inside out.

UPDATE: The Rage is back and I have an awful lot to write. But first I am going to get cigarettes...

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Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 9/09/2007 06:43:00 PM


16 Blogger Comments:

Blogger John Trenchard said...

"I am a loyal subject of the Queen and intend to remain so"

How do you square that with your libertarianism? I am most curious to get an answer to that, for if you support monarchy, then you cannot be libertarian, for to support monarchy infers that you believe in a God-given right for a certain family to rule over us all.

However, the American Declaration of Independence states:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

which is completely the antithesis of monarchism.

I do agree on your general EU points though.

9/09/2007 07:36:00 PM  
Blogger Devil's Kitchen said...

Call it a practical point. I prefer to remain the "loyal subject" of an entirely powerless monarch than a citizen ruled over by a tyrant, a shitty president or a corrupt government.

I don't think that the Royal Family is any better than I, per se: however, they are convenient and, from a PR point of view, useful.

Unlike our fucking government.

DK

9/09/2007 07:46:00 PM  
Blogger ordovicius said...

As a Welsh republican, I'm quite happy to see the back of the Queen, and I look forward to seeing Unionists in Wales spitting buckets of blood at this news.

9/09/2007 07:50:00 PM  
Blogger Charles Pooter said...

ordovicius:

Believe me there are plenty in England who hope you (and the Scottish) get your wish.

One question: why would you want to free yourself from the evil clutches of the Hanoverians, only to fall straight into the fetid embrace of Brussels?

9/09/2007 07:56:00 PM  
Blogger MatGB said...

the twelve stars are so fucking shit: there are 27 fucking stupid bastard sodomite governments signed up to this superstate project, so why the cocking shit are there only twelve stars on the damn flag?

I can answer that one—changing your flag to represent how many bits you've got in your country is a peculiar practice known only in the rebellious provinces. The EU flag uses the twelve point circle, an old symbol from heraldy that, IIRC, means unity.

Makes sense, and saves changing the damn flag all the time, especially when you know you're going to get more members regularly (admit it, if they did change regularly, you'd bitch about the cost of that as well).

As for the rest? Putting in something about the right to seek assistance from any EU member consulate makes sense if we've got it. Taking out the references to the Queen makes no sense at all, and is utterly daft.

Plus a ludicrous move if they want to keep the middle ground opinion on my side of the debate rather than yours.

9/09/2007 07:58:00 PM  
Blogger Trixy said...

And the Tories only criticised it because they were called up and asked to. UKIP also attacked it but their comments were conveniently removed.

Fuck the EU and Fuck the Tories. And Labour. And the Lib Dems. Fuck them all with knobs on. Am sick of this fucking country.

9/09/2007 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Caractacus said...

This reeks of classic Brownite spin.

Leak something outrageous, wait for moral indignation to sweep the popular press, then Brown 'intervenes' to put a halt to something which was never going to happen in the first place and claims all the credit.

I think we're being had.

9/09/2007 08:36:00 PM  
Blogger John Trenchard said...

"I think we're being had.

9/09/2007 08:36:00 PM "

i would agree. the EU tends to operate in a non-confrontational manner so that its agenda can progress slowly but surely and barely noticed by the general populace.

9/09/2007 08:50:00 PM  
Blogger John Trenchard said...

"Call it a practical point. I prefer to remain the "loyal subject" of an entirely powerless monarch than a citizen ruled over by a tyrant, a shitty president or a corrupt government."
i take your point.

in absense of something revolutionary happening akin to the American revolt of 1776 , i suppose having a powerless monarch is the best option right now. i grant you that.

9/09/2007 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Stephen Tolkinghorne said...

I'm surprised it's taken the EUssr to decide that the Queen must be erased from existence.

Considering Gordon's Marxists in government, I'd have thought that they'd have abolished all trace of her by now. Still, best leave it to the EU, then he won't get such a hard time from Fleet Street rags, like the Sun.

9/09/2007 09:45:00 PM  
Blogger Fidothedog said...

Well said DK, fuck the EU. Bloody hell they take a large wedge of our taxes, dictate our laws and now want to remove even the last symbols of the nation.

We should leave.

9/09/2007 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous The Englishman said...

Twelve stars on a blue and white background? The EU rag is the same as the Virgin Mary's Crown of Twelve Stars and her colours. See Rev 12:1 Of course there are fervent denials by the Catholic founders of the project that it is anything other than pure co-incidence.

9/09/2007 10:32:00 PM  
Blogger the doctor said...

Who will rid me of this traitorous scum in the Palace of Westminster . Will H.M.The Queen act as Lord Protector against E.U. Dictators ?
One can only hope for someone to answer our plees .

9/09/2007 11:31:00 PM  
Blogger Dusanne said...

Oh I curse you satanic one!

I hate Sunday's at the best of times, followed by, as they traditionally are by Mondays, but to venture forth with this type of crap from the FCO ringing in my ears my night has been fully ruined.

That said, knowing something from the blog where your political sympathies lie, can you assure us that this is not the work of a UKIP mole in the FCO to ensure ever rising levels of public hatred for the project?

Intellectually I find the monarchy a difficult institution to support, as much as I will acknowledge that in modern times it has worked well. That said, it is hard to envisage an alternative that would work as well in the UK. Boris v Ken for London, good contest; Boris v Ken for head of state? Mmm perhaps not.

Contemplating the replacement of a generally well-respected institution with one that is becoming almost universally loathed says much for the calibre of today’s civil service.

As much as I love the ‘burgh myself, it’s good to have you back in the saddle getting stuck into this kind of mind-rotting bullshit as frustrating as it is sometimes.

9/10/2007 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger Roger Thornhill said...

This is the EU all over. They presume that the Constitution will get signed and then, mateys, that will be that and the Nation State will be replaced by the Superstate.

We need to leave and leave NOW. It is like being at the world trade centre after both planes have hit and we are still poncing about answering the phones!

9/10/2007 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sharpened Cockroaches" Classic!!

9/10/2007 01:57:00 PM  

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