Feel nice and safe behind your computer screen do you you fucking keyboard warrior cunt.
Any services car park on the M6 mate, we'll see how fucking hard you are, prick.
Now, this comes from email@example.com, which sounds like a nonsense address to me. Flattered as I am by the fact that someone has gone to the trouble of setting up an email address simply to send me hatemail, there is a wider point to address here.
Despite my combative style, I write mainly about intellectual topics: ideas of freedom, questions of liberty, theories of science and the like. And yet this gentleman—because it will be a bloke—still thinks that the best way in which to argue through the issues that he has with my ideas or my writing is through fisticuffs.
In other words, he wants to prove his point by beating the shit out of me.
Here's the thing, bozo: you could kick the living shit out of me—kill me even—and it wouldn't make you any more right. That is why we bloggers allow you to leave comments: so that we can have an intellectual discussion.
May I suggest that you leave aside your worries about your very small penis and go and find something worthwhile to do. You know, go and read a book about philosophy or something.
Besides, you are the challenger: custom dictates that I should choose the venue.