Friday, July 06, 2007

A quick plug for a friend's business here: for those of you who have to organise events, such as weddings, that are going to feature young children who you want to keep absolutely fucking quiet enjoy themselves as much as the adults, how about getting them Box Clever Gifts?

Come to think of it, if you add some booze to those, they'd keep me quiet too...

3 comments:

Sarnia said...

Wouldn't it be easier (and cheaper) just to say on the invitation "no children"?

The Remittance Man said...

I've always found that manacles and duct tape across the chops has quietening effect on children. Cheaper too.

Lord Straf-Dresden said...

I'm going to completely ignore the recommendations in this post.