There's nothing I like better than being lectured about global warming, resource waste and global brotherhood by a plethora of mindless media-sluts dressed to the nines in clothes made by children under ten and flown from Chinese sweatshops to London, Paris and New York and packing half of the Colombian national economy up their noses. A more depressing combination of bad music and vacuous idiocy has never been televised.
For me, though, Chris Rock really summed up what Live Earth was all about when he said:
"I pray that this event ends global warming the same way that Live Aid ended world hunger."
(Hat tip: Mr Angry)