Monday, July 16, 2007

Boris is to run for election for the chance to stand as the Conservative election candidate for Mayor of London! Got that?
"The opportunity is too great and the prize too wonderful to miss... the chance to represent London and speak for Londoners."

Well, I'd rather have a Mayor who fancies women over newts anyday...

UPDATE: Boris lays out his manifesto at BackBoris.com

UPDATE 2: as Prodicus says, "Now THAT's how to write a f**king manifesto."

6 comments:

Fidothedog said...

True, Ken always reminds me of Harvey Denton from the League of Gentlemen.

Another man obcessed with his batrachian friends!

The Nameless One said...

Boris gets my vote. Mind you, few people are less likely to get my vote than Red Ken...

xoggoth said...

The Nasal Whining Twat fancies newts? He has just gone up considerably in my estimation.

Vindico said...

Lol. Boris for Mayor. Can people actualy take him seriously? Shame really as he will likely let Ken back in again, although out of a choice or Boris or Norris most people would choose Boris!

ZipperZapperSnapper said...

Hey, think I'd rather take my chances with the newt fancier...

John Trenchard said...

"and speaking as a one-man melting-pot"

fantastic.

and then he invokes life , liberty and the pursuit of happiness:
"we will help to put the smile back on people's faces."

go on boris -you can do it.