Chancellor of the Exchequer & Deputy Prime Minister
The Devil's Kitchen. Does not suffer fools gladly, and there will barely be a penny wasted. Expect a flat tax rate across the board, and a close eye on anyone wanting anything to do with the EU. Also, will provide much entertainment standing in at PM's Question Time during my many lengthy breaks in the sunshine. Expect some violence.
Gosh, I feel honoured (even if Angry has stolen my job) and can't wait for my first PMQs, frankly. How much swearing is allowed in the House?
And would any young ladies like to audition to be my diary secretary? The casting couch is this way...