To stop inheritance tax avoidance, make all gifts taxable.
What the fuck? Have you lost your fucking mind, Polly? All gifts? Seriously? All birthday presents should be taxable?
All pints bought in a pub should be noted on the tax return?
A £5 pack of tobacco that I gifted to a friend recently should be declared and taxed?
Are you fucking bats? Fuck me, but Polly really is too stupid to live. In fact, the only people stupider than Polly are those fuckwits who keep giving her awards.
For a more comprehensive idea of just how extraordinarily thick Polly is, why not drink in Master Worstall's highly literate fisking of the silly fucking bitch?