"We oppose aggressively recruiting children who are perhaps at a quite vulnerable stage in their lives. It's not appropriate to go into schools and colleges and tell children that it's a great career and a great opportunity to see the world, especially if there's a not a lot of information available about what it's like..."
Goodness me! Tory Heaven was shocked by these words. What could be the heinous profession being touted by evil childsnatchers in our schools? Is it perhaps that of a travel rep for Club 18-30 holidays? It would indeed be worrying to expose our children to working in the immoral environment of constant hedonism and self indulgence in far off parts of the globe to which such travel reps are exposed. Or is it maybe recruiting for VSO (Voluntary Service Oversees), an organisation which through seductive cinema and TV ads persuades 'vulnerable' young people to work oversees only for them to discover that they are marooned in dangerous and badly paid employment in godforsaken johnny foreigner hellholes? No, good readers, it is neither of these wicked professions.
In fact, the concerned local Councillor explains more about this wicked profession, by telling us that (shock horror!) children in deprived areas are being targeted by these evil career peddlers:"Our concern is that ... recruitment may be targeting schools in more deprived areas where children, arguably, are not going to have as many career options available."
The Englishman points out that this "comes after a similar proposal was passed by the Educational Institute of Scotland, Scotland's largest teachers' union..." and that there is a reason why these kids do not have "as many career options available."
Probably not got many career options because they haven't been taught to read and write by their trendy teachers.
Sadly, we know this to be true. Given how badly our councillors and teachers do their jobs, shouldn't they concentrate their efforts on finding out why they are failing hundreds of thousands of people a year; why they are having their lives ruined by cunting teachers and corrupt fucking councillors?
The army is hopelessly overstretched and being fucked over by our scum politicians and the EU.
Even more fun than that is the news that they have paved the way for an EU Common Defence Policy. Yes, boys and girls. Our armed forces will be under the command of not the nice lady in the hats who lives in Buckingham Palace, but the bad man with the orange tan who you never elected and can't get rid of! That's fun, isn't it! That's Democratic and sensible and a jolly nice idea?
Well, it's not, really, is it. I tend to think that the main function of a government should be that it can protect the state as an entity, which means that it has the ability to 'blow shit up' should the need arise. There are very few areas I would like the government to get involved in, but I think that foreign policy and defence are the ones which are important. So now it looks like it won't be long before our armed forces, badly treated and under paid and yet quite simply the best in the world, will be under the command of some Euro-Prick. We shouldn't be surprised. If the Control Key on my lap top was working properly I would put in the link from Lord Pearson of Rannoch about the deal signed at Farnborough Airshow some years ago, and also point to the demise of the historical regiments which have been replaced with ones on a regional level, to nicely fit in with the idea of the EU.
And now I would ask you to do your bit for the country: write to this fucking bitch-whore, cock-sucking shitbag of a windmill-hugging turd councillor and tell her, politely but in no uncertain terms, just exactly what you think of her: email@example.com
Perhaps you would like to invite her to shut her fucking face? Or maybe to drown herself in the Firth of Forth. Or maybe we could club together to buy an ex-army man to shoot her in the head?