Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Naughty words

Via Nourishing Obscurity, I find that one can rate one's blog.

Online Dating


You simply enter your URL and the site reads your front page.
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
  • fucking (59x)

  • fuck (40x)

  • sex (26x)

  • cunt (8x)

  • death (6x)

  • abortion (5x)

  • drugs (4x)

  • cunts (3x)

  • shits (2x)

  • rape (1x)

Only three "cunts"? I'm slipping...

13 comments:

Mr. Blue said...

If you're pimping for accolades... In the last week or so, the filter installed at my place of work has decided to classify this blog as pornography and block it.

Roger Thornhill said...

I got a PG13 because of "dead" and "ass".

It seems if you strike out "horse shit" it just won't see it...

Henry North London said...

* bastards (2x)
* death (1x)
I get a parental guidance ratio because of the above three words

Seems death is not suitable for the under 12s

Must try harder ...

Aaron said...

I demand increased cuntyfication.

Katy Newton said...

I got PG13: Parents Strongly Cautioned. I think I am disappointed. I'm sure I've said "cunt" at least three times...

The Nameless One said...

I am R: Restricted. Children can only view my blog if accompanied by an adult.

Clearly my swearblogging has been slipping.

Mark Wadsworth said...

I'm with Aaron, if you use made up swear words like "cuntish", "cunting" or "cuntyfuck" and so on, presumably they slip through the net/under the radar.

Word verification: CNUTFCK

Surreptitious Evil said...

I just blogged about Tessa Jowell, ages ago. R for one post.

S-E

JuliaM said...

"In the last week or so, the filter installed at my place of work has decided to classify this blog as pornography and block it."

Ditto. Have been unabler to access this page at work since last Monday.. ;)

C4' said...

I got an NC-17 for 4 niggers, 3 cunts, 2 deaths and 1 suicide

Reactionary Snob said...

fuck (8x) fucking (6x) death (5x) cunt (4x) fag (3x) kill (2x) rape (1x)

Death? Fag? For fucks sake!

R

Katja said...

How disappointing. My blogs rated PG and G (general). I should really start cunting things up more.

Fophillips said...

I wouldn't rely on it. It only picked up 'piss' in my blog. I had at least 3 fucks.