Saturday, June 16, 2007

Mr Angry steps up to the plate to solve the obesity problem.
I have long since advocated putting e-coli or some other wasting disease into chocolate bars, just to help people who have zero will power cut down on the calories. It is akin to Pavlov’s dog. Once our children associate ‘sweets’ with a five day dose of the shits and getting their meals through an intravenous drip, I am sure they will cut down.

And that's just one half of his solution...

3 comments:

Roger Thornhill said...

5 days? We've had the shits for 10 years...or is it that they have had us?

cramerj said...

You can eat a great many calories if and only if you do a lot of exercise.
Check the food intake of coal miners , ditch diggers and the like. Especially in the 30s and 40s.
Childhood obesity really started with feminism and 'stranger danger' indoctrination.

mitch said...

didnt cadburys try this recently?