Saturday, June 30, 2007

The Independent's Emily Dugan in precis.
It wouldn't matter if Tiger Tiger had been blown up because it's a shithole exclusively patronised by low-wage, heavy-drinking, sexually-promiscuous chavs with no morals and of no value to society. Some probably smoke too. And an accountant thinks that it's a bit dirty so who gives a shit?

Thanks for that Emily; perhaps you'd like to inform any would-be terrorists of other clubs that you think are a bit skanky and ask them to target those next?

9 comments:

The Remittance Man said...

Of course Emily is pleased it was some skanky nightclub that was targetted. If it had been the Islington Wimmin's Peace Workshop and Basket Weaving Circle she might be forced to change her views about the justness of the Islamo-nutters' cause.

A bunch of chavs and other members of the lower orders pissed up on bacardi breezers being blown to smithereens means she can sleep easily at night, safe in the knowledge that thy aren't "proper people" after all.

Roger Thornhill said...

Scratch a socialist...and you'll find a fascist.

JuliaM said...

And you never have to scratch too deeply, either...

Simon said...

It doesn't look like the calibre of these "terrorists" is very high. I reckon that most people reading this, with a bit of research (eg. watch a couple of episodes of Brainiac on Sky One) could probably produce a better car bomb than the ones we've seen so far. The Scottish ones in particular have clearly not availed themselves of the free university education that is available there.

I thought that the London car bomb sounded particularly odd. A Mercedes full of garden implements and DIY equipment crashing into some dustbins then the driver getting out and staggering away, sounds more like Laurence Llewellyn Bowen doing some late night DIY and then over indulging on the Cava when the lucky recipient of his latest makeover came home. He would no doubt want to leg it from the scene before plod arrived with a breathalyser. Does anyone know where Laurence was last night? That Merc looked like just the sort of motor he would swan around in.

FlyingRodent said...

Scratch a socialist...and you'll find a fascist.

And clearly if you scratch Roger, you'll find a fucking twat.

Good point though DK - where would these incompetent Jihadists get the idea that Britain is a depraved den of criminals and moral degenerates?

They might get it at a mosque, but it's surely possible that they find the message about our depravity by opening a newspaper.

I reckon we're a pretty decent bunch, myself, but I'd never know that if I relied on the newspapers.

And, incidentally, tits to dipshit terrorist tossers who can't even blow themselves up properly.

Dipshits.

Roger Thornhill said...

Scratch a socialist...and you'll find a fascist.

And clearly if you scratch Roger, you'll find a fucking twat.

...left for dead in a dark alley.


Raw nerve, eh, rodent?

Chris said...

Aye, I too cannot understand how people equate socialism with facism... apart from the fact Hitler's party was known has the "National Socialist" but then that's a pretty simplistic answer, if you ask me.

Ordovicius said...

perhaps you'd like to inform any would-be terrorists of other clubs that you think are a bit skanky and ask them to target those next?


The Octagon in Bangor. Please someone, anyone, blow it up. But could the terrorists please remember: first pants THEN shoes

Milo said...

I too cannot understand how people equate socialism with facism

Have a read of this, then.