Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.
Utterly brilliant. Has been one of my favourites for years. Along with the sketch about the Catholic priest, which goes along the lines of: "I have always encouraged my congregation to come to me with any questions they might have, no matter how they think I might respond to the question. And one day, after evensong, an attractive, female member of the congregation came up to me and said "Vicar, what is the church's attitude to fellatio?" I replied honestly, and said "I would like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is.""And so she showed me."And now, whenever anyone comes to me and asks "Vicar, what is the church's attitude to fellatio?" I say "I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is!""
Does this mean that Hell is ruled by the Jews?
Catholics don't have Evensong, so I imagine the sketch was about an Anglican minister.
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