Tuesday, May 01, 2007

I sold my soul to The Devil...

Some time ago, your humble Devil floated the idea of making Devil's Kitchen branded t-shirts. I have been reminded of this aspiration by Jackart's mug idea and have decided that I shall go ahead with it. I am busy getting quotes at present, but I want to get proper screen-printed t-shirts, rather than transfers.

The front of the long-sleeved shirts will feature the knife-wielding Devil that you're all come to know and fear but I am still trying to find a slogan for the back. I'm pretty sure how it will start, so I'd like to invite suggestions for completing the following tagline.
I sold my soul to The Devil...

The only one I've come up with is...
I sold my soul to The Devil because all politicians are bastards.

However, I'm sure that you guys can do better. So, the best two or three suggestions will receive a free t-shirt. You lucky people.

47 comments:

Guido Faux said...

... and all I got was this crappy T-shirt?

Obvious, but look what you gave me to work with man!

Harry Haddock said...

I sold my soul to the devil...

...and Gordon took all of the proceeds

poons said...

..however due to negative equity I now also owe him my first-born.

fido said...

How about...

As it seemed a better deal than a peerage off Blair.

ChrisM said...

...for 73 Virgins

Tim said...

PrintShop do transfers, but they are of *superior* quality. My 'Backing Blair' t-shirt looks as good as the day I bought it. They also offer two-colour block printing for text designs.

Civis Proeliator said...

"I sold my soul to The Devil I know."

a take off of

"Better The Devil you know than the devil you don't."

Infoholic UK said...

...to avoid inheritance tax.

Matt M said...

I sold my soul to The Devil...

...'cos the country's going to hell anyway.

chris said...

I sold my soul to The Devil...

... to pay off Gordon Brown

guido faux said...

DK - do we have to use the suggested tagline?


How about:

"I've mixed it up in the Devil's Kitchen"

Anonymous said...

I sold my soul to The Devil...


but my heart to UKIP.

or

well it's the only thing I owned after being taxed by G Brown.

yeh ok I'll go away now.

dw

Matt M said...

I sold my soul to The Devil...

...but I still won't vote for David Cameron.

Shotgun said...

Keep it simple.

Bloody Devil.

Dick Turpin said...

I sold my soul to The Devil...

...but I've still got a three inch snake

Or

The Devil's Kitchen made me do it

and

Blog of the Devil

gordon brown's best friend said...

I sold my soul to the Devil... but forgot to charge the VAT.

I sold my soul to the Devil...and now I'm being prosecuted under the Wine & Spirits (Sale Of) Regulations 2003 Section 4b(ii)

I sold my soul to the Devil and my arsehole for career advancement.
(To be sold only to qualifying politicians - discounts available for more than 5 items)

I sold my soul to the Devil and now he's asking me about my returns policy.

vikingwill said...

...because the ToryNuDems are soles!

Reactionary Snob said...

Bah, someone beat me to the inheritance tax gag.

I sold my soul to the devil. But at least he has good tunes...

I sold my soul to the devil. I voted for Alec Salmond For First Minister.

I sold my soul to the devil at the Bullingdon. And now look where I am.

Rubbish. I'll have a think.

Tom Tyler said...

...any offers for my body?

Hmmm, that'd make a good line on the T-shirt too, come to think of it...

Caroline Hunt said...

and had to dance round a pole with him?

Not funny but yay I'm blgginog drunkl!!

digger said...

.....cause Blair believes in God

Hoddy said...

I sold my soul to The Devil...


... and Gordon Brown took 25%

... but Tony Bliar still got re-elected

... and the NHS to Patsy

... for a PPP

... via his new Indian Callcentre

... using 'buy it now' on eBay

... on a fixed period, timeshare basis


Hoddy

Reactionary Snob said...

I sold my soul to the devil but it got me a seat in the House of Lords.

Ross said...

...to take it of the departmental balance sheet.

witchibus said...

I sold my soul to the Devil and it didn't affect my CBI

I sold my soul to the Devil to pay for my new Mac

witchibus said...

I sold my soul to the Devil: Richard Dawkins didn't want it.

Mr Eugenides said...

The Devil looks after his own...

Mr Eugenides said...

Or how about a rip-off of the old "Frankie says..." T-shirts?

DK SAYS...

FUCK

LFB_UK *The Legend* said...

"Devils Kitchen"..... Him one smart cookie!!!

Devils Kitchen... buy the T shirt or be a F**kwit forever!!

LFB_UK *The Legend* said...

I sold my soul to the Devil.... but NuLabour gave my ass to the EU...

Kendrick said...

"I sold my soul to the devil...
...so I can give all those politicians a good kicking in the afterlife.

Also I am now rich, successful, handsome, and excellent in bed. Call 090 DEVILDATE for details."

Anonymous said...

I sold my soul to the Devil...now I have tourettes.

Devil's Kitchen said...

There's some very good ones here! It's going to be a difficult choice.

A couple we came up with last night:

... hooray for free markets!

... 17.5% VAT is a fucking disgrace.

DK

Matthew Sinclair said...

I sold my soul to The Devil...

...and look where it got me.
...so now I'll be needing yours.
...in an anonymous comment at three in the morning.
...and cursed Sion Simon. (you know where I'm going with this...)
..., it's the done thing.
.... When in Rome...

Nick Dastardly said...

... now I'm a Labour Peer

Mr Eugenides said...

I sold my soul to the Devil...

...so how come I'm still fat and ugly?

Mr Eugenides said...

I sold my soul to the Devil...

...but asked him to call it a 'loan' if anyone asked

witchibus said...

...but I'm auctioning my tits on eBay?

Shotgun said...

I sold my soul to the Devil

and it got bloody

Shotgun said...

I sold my soul to the Devil

and he cooked up a storm

gordon brown's best friend said...

I sold my soul to the Devil but the contract was drawn up by a woman with a fat arse and a pronounced Liverpool accent

Roger Thornhill said...

...rather than have those Sociofascist bastards give it away to some skanky mare with a babbers.

...before I needed a HIP

...because God's gone all PC.

...because Gordon's extended Council Tax to Heaven

...so I won't notice Global Warming

...because all new hymns are crap

Anonymous said...

I sold my soul to the Devil


Now I'm a Blair Babe

Mark Wadsworth said...

I like Mr Eugenides' idea of "DK says ... FUCK" best.

fido said...

...And Polly Toynbee is a CUNT!

bernard said...

I sold my soul to the devil...

to keep my soles on the level.

It must be a rhyming couplet.

bernard said...

Or, if you like...
"to keep my blog on the level".