Making everyone happy is impossible. Pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.
Devil, consider yourself the first invitee
I'm Just off to 'Tidy up the smurf"
Hey Katy! Wazzup?The first euphemism I received was this:"Cavorting the sausage"And then I thought back to your initial remark: "This makes me happy."If that makes you happy, it makes me happy too. ;-)
The second euphemism I received was just too woolly-headed and wacky, even for my Dali-esque imagination:"Islamophobia"Ha! You couldn't make it up, could you?Oh wait...
Amir! You live! Hurrah!Ooh, Refresh will be so jealous when he hears you have decided to be my friend over here instead of over there.
Yes, that made me very happy too! And it wasted a good ten minutes at work. This one being my favourite:She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were laminating the coconut-cream poetic reload button.
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