The Devil's Kitchen: "You cretinous sack of shit!"

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"You cretinous sack of shit!"

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 3/19/2007 09:57:00 AM

Discovered via Wat Tyler, this video rant about Peter Hain is just wonderful! [NSFW. Unless you're wearing headphones, of course.]

A man after my own heart...

Labels: fisking, humour, t'interweb

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 3/19/2007 09:57:00 AM

13 Blogger Comments:

Anonymous said...: That guy sounded a bit pi--ed off , very neat, a personal approach to a member of HM Goverment via the internet ,I don't think the orange one will listen ,he's to far stuck up his own ar-e.; 3/19/2007 11:11:00 AM
The Green Arrow said...: Brilliant. I would like the guy to do one now on the leading slug of the Welsh Assembly, Rodery Morgan.

I just had to link you. Thanks; 3/19/2007 12:36:00 PM
Roger Thornhill said...: I really liked the way he used controlled anger. He is upset but has not lost is rag by any stretch of the imagination.

These people need to be told that we see through their lies and are absolutely LIVID!; 3/19/2007 01:33:00 PM
Elaib said...: Not sure about the 650,000 figure but hey that I doubt is the main thrust of the arguement; 3/19/2007 03:10:00 PM
Lurch said...: He's not happy is he?; 3/19/2007 05:15:00 PM
Guido Fawkes Esq. said...: Difficult to fault his analysis of the character of Hain.; 3/20/2007 01:09:00 AM
Shotgun said...: Absolutely brilliant, succinct, to the point and true. Hain is, after his pontificating red militant left wing cunt past, deserving of this completely.

We need this to be shown on CameronTV on an hourly basis, or to be shown on mainstream TV as a Tory party political broadcast, or UKIP PPB.

But nahhh, they wouldn't have any more balls than that cunt Hain.; 3/20/2007 09:23:00 AM
brilliant said...: Can he be persuaded to do the same for Harman?; 3/20/2007 12:59:00 PM
Chuck Unsworth said...: I think that elegantly and concisely summarises the situation. Mr Hain will probably need very little clarification.

No doubt there are many here who will be happy to fill him in if he feels the necessity for further information; 3/20/2007 01:13:00 PM
the georgian ffifer said...: Brilliant, if a little understated. How about 'Stalin' or McCavity Brown? I seem to remember he has been a Cabinet Minister during some of the worst decisions of this Government.; 3/20/2007 01:57:00 PM
LFB_UK *The Legend* said...: He a relative of Yours DK??? pmsl...

BTW got the ballot paper for UKIP and voted for the only five under 50, of which of course you are one cheers matey; 3/20/2007 11:11:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Hope this gets sent on to Hain, does anyone know his email address? I'd love to see the arse-wipes face when he see this chaps well expressed true points, good-job.; 3/21/2007 06:43:00 AM
Alan said...: I do not understand why you hold back so - tell him what you REALLY think !

Alan; 3/21/2007 07:11:00 AM

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