Thursday, March 29, 2007

Miliband: "speccy twat"

The poor little Greek boy articulates what I feel about Miliband...
David Miliband is the sort of guy that we used, in our un-PC schooldays, to describe as a spastic. He was the kid on the chess team that you bullied incessantly (or at least, you did if you were a bully when you were at school; I myself was, er, on the chess team). His is an eminently punchable face; the sort of face you want to grab and hold down in the toilet for flush after gleeful flush, roaring with joy that there are such geeks in the world for you to torment. Cameron, for all that he comes across as a toff, is seen by many neutral observers as a likeable kind of bloke. Miliband, on the other hand, looks like what he is; a policy wonk with no friends. It shouldn't really matter, of course; but it does.

Our Hellenic friend wonders where this Tory worry about Batshit comes from; given that the man is useless at his job and writes utter horsecock like "I am part of the 'I can' generation", I can't see whence their fear stems, that's for sure.

9 comments:

witchibus said...

Miliband is the sort of bloke that puts me off having children, for fear that they would somehow turn out like him.

Tom Chivers said...

I don't follow politics much, and came across your blog via the mention of chess on a blogsearch. However - I did recently google Milliband having heard his name on the radio, to see what he looks like.

I reached almost exactly the same conclusion, within seconds.

urko said...

DK I know you are no stranger to the discussions about the cost of Miliband's blog. Countless contributors over there on his posting about the costs have asked why the "I can" kid can't type his blog himself but needs a civil servant to do it. So far he doesn't seem to have answered.

mitch said...

He is that kid we would call "gay" or
"spastick" and would beat on for fun
god help us if he won, all that bitter twisted inadequacy coming to power.hmmm bit like bliar realy im gonna lie down somewhere dark.

Pete in Dunbar said...

Re: the Milliblog. On the blog costs post there are currently 37 comments, but the comment numbers stop at 28. Now that is a weird design feature.

Astonishing number of posts unconcerned about the extortionate cost, just humbly grateful that one of our masters deigns to communicate with us. Who said deference was dead?

Chuck Unsworth said...

It's the cretinous fixed grin that gets to me. Has he had Botox or something?

I never actually hear anything he says, my systems simply shut down as soon as he opens his mouth. It's a sort of 'self-protection mode', really. Otherwise I'd be homicidal - or suicidal.

Mr. Blue said...

If I could believe that the Cameroonies were being cunning, I would say that was a "Briar Patch" strategy -- "Whatever you do, don't elect Batshit as your leader."

Canker said...

All I can suggest, in an act of shameless link whorage, or worse, is that you contemplate a rant fo which I am mildly proud:
here

Canker said...

Well, that didn't work. let me feebly try again:
(Link)