The true face of Labour

Aaaaah, Councillor Terry Kelly: what a piece of shit work is that man? He has truly been annoying some of my erstwhile fellows in Bonnie Scotland—Doctor Vee produces a roundup—and who can blame them? As the good Doctor says, Our Tel is one of the most eloquent arguments against representative democracy that one could ever make although eloquence is hardly a feature of Tezza's blog per se; further, his prose style elegantly explodes the claim that the Scottish education system is far superior to that of the Sassenachs'.

In today's featured post, Councillor Terry accuses bloggers of being sinister, perverted criminals...

The problem is the quality of what is written, it is depressing, most of it is reactionary stuff and very predictable but it seems to be written by inadequates who are consumed by hatred. I would compare most of them with people who, years ago before blogging, used to get their kicks by writing anonymous poison pen letters particularly to vulnerable people, ( someone is watching you type of thing ) I suppose though that blogging provides a kind of safety valve for them, who knows what some of them might get up to if they couldn't take out their frustrations in this way. I wonder if the figures for certain kinds of crime have dropped since the advent of blogging? there is the possibility of course that figures for these things might go up when some folk start blogging and get themselves into a state of, well, what kind of state ? you would need to read some of it to see what I'm getting at I can't say more in a popular family blog like this. I, and now, to a lesser extent my family, still get sent horrible stuff, mainly racist, lurid and threatening because some folk don't like my opinions and blogging has liberated them.

No, really, this stuff is not written by a severely dyslexic seven-year-old with a brain tumour and catastrophic learning difficulties; it is, as I have said, written by a grown man who is one of Scottish Labour's councillors. The mind, frankly, boggles.

However, don't take my word for it; after all, I am sure that you are dying to see what "racist, lurid and threatening" things people have written about Tezza (and his equally awful lovely daughter, Rayleen (which sounds like a cleaning product to me), upon whose idiocy I opined not so long ago).

Luckily, Tel has been brushing up on his Silver Surfer internet skills, and he can tell you how to locate these obscene materials (although you could start with Right For Scotland's summary).

Find out what I mean by accessing it for yourself, try googling Cllr. Terry Kelly and go into some of the blogs which are attacking me, use the links which are there on their blogs and make up your own minds, be warned though it's not for the faint hearted and could damage your opinion of your fellow human beings.

Poor Terry. But don't worry: this blog will happily follow Terry's adventures and wield the trusty Sword of Truth and Shield of Reason in his defence: it will only be a matter of time before those eeeeeevil bloggers are forced to offer up the Fishslice of Contrition!

And if you think that I'm talking bollocks, just browse Councillor Terry's blog: I think, ladies and gentlemen, that we have found a new definition for the phrase "howling-at-the-moon mad"...

P.S. You would have thought that prison was bad enough without a visit from Our Tel. No wonder suicide rates are so high...