Monday, February 19, 2007

The new romance...


It was bound to happen, I suppose. What with DK being like he is. I just didn't think it would happen so soon, what with everything going so well.

And yet, here I am, alone this evening. And with countless others in front of me with only my tear stained teddy and bad TV to comfort me. And here you all are, with nothing on the kitchen since saturday, now that DK has abandoned you all too for this new love.

Oh, he won't be back for ages. I know what he's like. He'll be completely absorbed, night after night, with the both of them finding out all those new and cute things about each other. I've probably been forgotten by now.

I really don't know what I am supposed to do.

I mean, how is a girl to compete with a new Mac?

Anyone?

13 comments:

LFB_UK *The Legend* said...

He will be back after all, a mac as nice as it is cannot wear stockings and suspenders lol....

Mr Eugenides said...

Exactly. It may look sleek and sexy, but when he sees how expensive it is to maintain he'll - oh.

Anonymous said...

buy a bigger better mac so he comes to you.

Trixy said...

I thought size didn't matter?

Mr Eugenides said...

He meant "wider", I suspect.

Trixy said...

Surely a big, wide Mac wouldn't be that good, as it would be a bugger to fit in ones house?

Shotgun said...

Big black piece of rubber that needs a dozen batteries and a lassoo to keep from vibrating out the window and down the street...

Be better than a Mac too, at least it isn't a completely pretentious and useless inanimate object.

Mr Eugenides said...

Are we talking about a "Mac" computer, or a Scotsman?

Once you've gone tartan, Trix, you'll never go back...

dearieme said...

Tarragon chicken with fennel potatoes.
Roquefort served with a chilled sweet white wine.
Fruit with a glass of Rutherglen Muscat.

Then will you care?

Trixy said...

Mr E, now I have a hideous image of a man with a tartan cock. Thanks very much.

Pete in Dunbar said...

"Mr E, now I have a hideous image of a man with a tartan cock. Thanks very much."

So you've met him, then?

Chippy said...

"Mr E, now I have a hideous image of a man with a tartan cock. Thanks very much."

Did somebody mention my name?

Mr Eugenides said...

Even I feel ill now.

But yes, when viewed in a certain light,the old chap does look as if he's clad in Hunting Buchanan - all those multicoloured lesions, I suppose...