It was bound to happen, I suppose. What with DK being like he is. I just didn't think it would happen so soon, what with everything going so well.
And yet, here I am, alone this evening. And with countless others in front of me with only my tear stained teddy and bad TV to comfort me. And here you all are, with nothing on the kitchen since saturday, now that DK has abandoned you all too for this new love.
Oh, he won't be back for ages. I know what he's like. He'll be completely absorbed, night after night, with the both of them finding out all those new and cute things about each other. I've probably been forgotten by now.
I really don't know what I am supposed to do.
I mean, how is a girl to compete with a new Mac?