Hey everyone! You remember that smoking ban that's coming into force in July, with no exemptions for private clubs or anything? Well, I don't know if you remember, but our bastard MPs weaselled out of that one by exempting Royal Palaces and... Guess fucking what? That's right: the Houses of Parliament are apparently Royal Palaces, so our fat-arse MPs won't have to stand out in the cold.
And, of course you'll remember that row with the Catholic Church over gay adoption? Well, now, just in case that wasn't effrontery enough, our bastard MPs have done it again.
This is the full text of the Equality Act 2006. Section (52) titled "Public Authorities" says the following(1) It is unlawful for a public authority exercising a function to do any act which constitutes discrimination.
It then says,(3)The prohibition in subsection (1) shall not apply to-
- (a) the House of Commons,
- (b) the House of Lords,
- (c) the authorities of either House of Parliament,
- (d) the Security Service,
- (e) the Secret Intelligence Service,
- (f) the Government Communications Headquarters, or
- (g) a part of the armed forces of the Crown which is, in accordance with a requirement of the Secretary of State, assisting the Government Communications Headquarters.
So when all those politicians were banging on about how the Catholic Church could not possibly be exempt because equality from discrimination was universal and applied to everyone, what they actually meant was everyone except them.
Seriously, where the fuck do these seamy, steamy, pus-ridden, worm-riddled cunts get the fucking effrontery from? I mean, what the fucking shit? Surely, when you've got someone like Groper Prescott waddling around, the House of Commons should have the fucking Act applied rerospectively, for fuck's sake.
Right, that's it: I am going to assemble an army of volunteers and, after an extensive breeding programme, we are going to storm the House (at some point when more than about three of the piss-lazy arsewipes have bothered to shift their, fat, obdurate, lard-bucket bodies into work), and we are going to stuff entire families of Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches up all the men's jap's-eyes.
And just to show that we don't discriminate, we're going to shove entire colonies of the fuckers up the female MPs' cunts, where the little brown beauties will rapidly breed in the warm, foetid stink before bursting out of their victims' orifices in an orgy of giant insectoid blood-letting.
Fuck you, you hypocritical cunts; may you die by cockroach...