Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Diddums to the Left

Via Iain Dale, Labour bloggers have got their panties in a bunch again.
Environment secretary and occasionally thought of as a potential party leader, David Miliband, has a blog. But it's hard to understand the latest updating of his blog and the almost total invisibility of the Labour leaning blogosphere in its design and links. Hey David....remember us!?

Miliband’s site links to 11 blogs:
  1. 3 of these are to journalist sites such as Nick Robinson (former chair of the young conservatives);

  2. four link to Conservative sites including tory boys Guido Fawkes and Iain Dale;

  3. there is 1 Liberal Democrat link;

  4. leaving a mere 3 links to Labour supporting sites.

It seems that the Lefty blogosphere is so full of dweebs, tosspots, idiots, bigots, cunts, wankers, Commies, dipsticks, arseholes and fuckwits that even Batshit doesn't want to link to them. Aaaaaahahahahahaha!

No, but seriously, my little Lefty loons, it's because Miliband doesn't really blog; although he writes his own entries (only someone as fuckwitted as he could write that shite), it is his staff who actually post them. Miliband himself is utterly unaware of any blogs that haven't been rammed down his webmaster's throat with a plunger.

Tell you what, loons, why don't you email you post to Miliband? Then his blog can become another one-stop shop for those of us who enjoy reading (and fisking) people who are bad, stupid and wrong...

9 comments:

leon said...

Why are both you and Iain calling this Labour bloggers, plural? Looks to me that one Labour blogger is feeling a bit short changed. Can't find a high number of others that give a shit tbh....

That aside, aint none of you considered you may have fallen for a ploy to get you all yapping about the blog?

Anonymous said...

leon said...
It may be a ploy ,but who cares please tell me what labour has to crow about ,road pricing ,smoke police, housing inspectors with draconian powers ,dont do as I do do as I say,we listen but it's for your own good,you can go and read the blog but you dont need to buy it.

Anonymous said...

leon said...
It may be a ploy ,but who cares please tell me what labour has to crow about ,road pricing ,smoke police, housing inspectors with draconian powers ,dont do as I do do as I say,we listen but it's for your own good,you can go and read the blog but you dont need to buy it.

Blognor Regis said...

What are this bloke's credentials I wonder? That he's Labour? I'd never heard of him before so he's hardly a heavywieght. Boring too.

Typical left though, losing in pure democracy - ie eyeballs - therefore whinge, moan, not fair, etc, next it'll be the old voluntary option has failed routine.

Plus he's giving us heathens a bad name by association. What's a humanist anyway? A pretend church for lefties I'm guessing.

Mr Eugenides said...

This is not a Labour blog. It is a government blog.

Yes, yes, I know that these bastards have trampled the diving line into the dust, but the point is that this blog is paid for by you and me. It is supposed to be non-political [stifles chuckles].

Miliband would have no business filling up his sidebar with Labour links, and we should cry foul if he did.

Justin said...

Who gives a shit?

If I made Miliband's blogroll I'd pack it in. Hardly the stamp of quality is it? Somebody needs to take an anti-tank weapon to this cliche that having a high readership means you're any good.

james higham said...

He certainly seems to be a confused lad, putting that well known lefty, Ellee, on the list.

Nickalollyoff said...

I'd consider myself left of centre, but Milliband is essentially a limp bit of cabbage with a really shite haircut.

The right-wing parties are all shit.
The left-wing parties are all shit.

I think I'd better start voting Liberal and see how we cope in a country run by a gibbering leprechaun and Methuselah. At least it'd be entertaining.

bilimand said...

What does "fisking" mean?

Is it something very rude?