Thursday, January 18, 2007

Your humble Devil is buggering off to India today, with Trixy, to laugh at the poor people to appreciate the way in which India is enriching itself with the help of David Cameron's speeches.

Your humble Devil will be away for a week but, barring the contraction of some god-awful disease, shall be back at the end of next week.

UPDATE: by the time that I return, my broadband will be up and running; so you can expect the sweary goodness to ramp back up to normal levels, instead of the somewhat patchy and, let's face it, slightly formulaic coverage that you faithful readers have had to endure for the last few weeks...

12 comments:

Mr Eugenides said...

Racist.

You should be on Big Brother.

I feel a spoof "DK in India" blog coming on...

the rockinghorse regiment said...

Just a coincidence you'll be there at the same time as the "clunking fist" of course. No secret assignations with cyclopean Scots? Not trying to oust Polly from his affections? We should be told.

Anonymous said...

Might of known.
The DK is being outsourced to a call centre in India.

Anonymous said...

If you are approached by three Sikhs wishing to discuss the Great Agra Treasure, run very fast in the opposite direction.

Haste ye back.

mr kipling said...

"It was only as he waited for his luggage by the Delhi baggage carousel that DK realised, when the Wise Old Man had spoken of him seeking his fortune in the Mysterious East he had actually been referring to Colchester..."

Anonymous said...

have a great holiday DK but remember that the phrase 'gawd I could murder an indian' might be ok to describe having the munchies after a few pints in brixton but could get you onto big brother if you utter it over there

Anonymous said...

You're a fucking toff-nosed shitcunt mate. Hope you fucking die in India. Fuck off.

Cunt.

Anonymous said...

Polly's been by then?

Mr Eugenides said...

"Shitcunt"?

Top swearing, anon. Loving your work.

JuliaM said...

Be on your guard for marauding wildlife:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6274415.stm

Actually, reading that again, it seems the public are more dangerous than the predatory beasts!

JuliaM said...

Those cruel warmongering Yanks, however, seeing a stranded helpless beastie, are a little kinder (and have better technology to help the situation):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6270000/newsid_6276700/6276771.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm#

"Look Ma, no hands..!"

witchibus said...

You're a fucking toff-nosed shitcunt mate. Hope you fucking die in India. Fuck off.

Hi Jade!