Friday, January 19, 2007

Some sad news



· Polly Toynbee will be away until March

No! Say it ain't so, Pol!

She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to live
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
She steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

Oh, she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She will promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
But she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me

I'll wait for you, Pol.

3 comments:

JohnJo said...

DK, utterly brilliant. It must have been written for her. Mind you, I used to like this song.

AntiCitizenOne said...

Has she flown (gasp) away on a unnecessary foreign holiday?

Anonymous said...

Mr E,
It's all looking suspicious... DK and Polly slipping away at the same time and Gordy in India with suitcases of Mittal money to be brought back. Where did DK go? ummm India wasn't it.