THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST WASTE!
screams this morning's Extremely Important™ Independent Front Page.
This is a swede,opines the paper, helpfully,
on sale in a leading supermarket. It is shrink-wrapped in plastic, despite nature providing it with protective wrapping of its own. It is a symbol of the absurd and excessive packaging in our shops - and of the urgent need for...
THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST WASTE
Then you open the paper up, and out tumbles the first in a set of six free postcards of "Birds of Britain" which, needless to say, will go straight in the bin.
I'm not sure what's worse: that there are retards who actually get paid to churn out this shit, day after grindingly dull day, or that there are thousands upon thousands of self-satisfied, mushy-brained cunts who pay GBP 0.70 daily to read it. I mean, you could buy two swedes for that.
Bring on the cleansing hellfire.