Wednesday, November 22, 2006

WHAT?!

I don't have any time, but believe me, this is really going to be gaining a lot of attention when I get back. Greg Clarke is a a definite nomination for ignorant fuckwit of the year...
Greg Clark, who is overhauling the party's approach to poverty at the Tory leader's request, will urge Conservatives to look to the Guardian commentator Polly Toynbee rather than the wartime leader.

You can join UKIP online, by the way...

14 comments:

Chairwoman of the bored said...

When I saw this at 6.45 this morning, my first thought was, 'Wait till DK sees this!'

The Nameless One said...

Sorely tempted to join UKIP now. And there are not enough expletives in the world to describe how I feel about Greg Clarke...

thom said...

my first thought was *exactly* the same, at eight this morning. even consdiered texting you it amused me so much the rage that would be in your morning eyes as you read it with disbelief.

hahaha

Tim Almond said...

Nameless Tory,

I've been mulling over dropping my support for a few months.

As the whip hasn't been taken away from Greg Clarke, I'm going UKIP. They'll be the beneficiaries of my Wordpress expertise now.

Blognor Regis said...

What have you got against the Polish anyway?

LFB_UK *The Legend* said...

Been folowing your "rants" for a couple of months now, dont understand fully, but learning hard. I can't wait to see what you "do" to Polly and or Clarke.. OMFG feel like a giggling schoolgirl.....

Mr Eugenides said...

I can hardly see for the rage...

Matthew Sinclair said...

I'm feeling a bit embarassed that my response was so civil. If ever there was a need for a swearblogger... we need a batman style DK searchlight.

Then again... Mr. E. has done the swearbloggers proud.

Umbongo said...

I think Greg can be installed direct into the Fuckwit Hall of Fame by acclamation - there's no need for the usual formalities.

MatGB said...

See, I saw it this lunchtime and decided that, as DK's away, I'd log in and post on his behalf, because, let's face it, completely clueless fuckwittery all round I think.

But if he's doing it anyway, then I don't need to bother. Shame, I had it all nicely formed in my head and all. Ah well, who needs posts from me anyway, it's been nearly 6 months,r ight?

towcestarian said...

DC is desperately trying to provoke a Clause 4 moment to prove his credentials - I think this may be it. The red mist has descended, UKIP beckons.

Onion said...

I'm not much of a swearer but - Christ's fat cock! This toley has destroyed any credibility he might have had. Maybe he thought he was being clever or subtle, but he wasn't. He'd get more respect if he blew dead dog dick on TV.

Anonymous said...

he is on newsnight now with Polly, sucking up to her, literally slavering. The labour tosser in the background can't believe his eyes. Paxman's eyebrows have entered orbit.

Revelation is upon us.

Mr Eugenides said...

Polly's responded on Comment is Free.