Thursday, November 30, 2006

The UN fucks... well... anything that moves

There are many who aver that we should look to the UN to solve the problems of the world. Well, all I can say is that if I ever find myself stumped as to how best to pimp out, blackmail and fuck disadvantaged kids in the hellholes of the world, the UN will almost certainly be able to solve my problem.
Children have been subjected to rape and prostitution by United Nations peacekeepers in Haiti and Liberia, a BBC investigation has found.

Girls have told of regular encounters with soldiers where sex is demanded in return for food or money.

A senior official with the organisation has accepted the claims are credible.

The UN has faced several scandals involving its troops in recent years, including a DR Congo paedophile ring and prostitute trafficking in Kosovo.

The assistant secretary-general for peacekeeping operations acknowledges that sexual abuse is widespread.

If I hadn't already been utterly unsurprised by the litany of appalling abuse detailed in the Beeb's article, I would have said that the real scandal is that the peacekeepers have probably been undercutting the local whores' prices...

3 comments:

JuliaM said...

"The assistant secretary-general for peacekeeping operations acknowledges that sexual abuse is widespread."

Surely there's more to this sentence? Shouldnt it continue with: "...and pledged to remove & prosecute any of its forces found committing such acts."?

Or will they just convene a committee to 'study' the problem (in air conditioned offices with in-house catering ofc) and 'report' in a few months time......?

Mr Eugenides said...

I wonder if Lady Finchley has any views on this?

Carl said...

Ha, ha, rape of children... by UN peacekeepers... undercutting whores prices... hahaha.

Look, rape is not funny.






well, unless you're raping a clown I mean.