Wednesday, November 22, 2006

That's OK, I hate you too

Via Martin, I am slightly surprised that the old law about swans belonging to the Crown is still upheld. Still, I happy to enforce such laws when cunts like this one are caught.
A hungry man who tried to eat a swan while fasting during the Muslim festival of Ramadan has been jailed for two months.

Shamsu Miah, 52, killed the mute swan at a boating pond in Llandudno, north Wales, on September 25.

It was the second day of his fast.
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Miah was arrested after a dog walker spotted him carrying a dead swan in a plastic carrier bag shortly after midnight.

When he was challenged by police he told them: "I am a Muslim, I am fasting, I needed to eat."

Hmmm, I can't help but think that Mr Miah has somewhat missed the point of fasting...
Jim Neary, prosecuting, said: "When interviewed he said, 'I was hungry, I had to eat the swan so I killed it, I stabbed it. I did nothing wrong, it was just a bird, I needed to eat'.

"The officers told him the swan was the property of the Queen and he replied, 'I hate the Queen, I hate this country'."

Well, Mr Miah, may I respectfully suggest that, if this is indeed the case, you just fuck right off?

Cheers.

2 comments:

JuliaM said...

"...may I respectfully suggest that, if this is indeed the case, you just fuck right off?"

Seconded. In spades.....

Anonymous said...

"I am a Muslim, I am fasting, I needed to eat."

Well that's OK then, you fucking Ding-bat!!!
what's wrong with going to the shops and buying something to eat. Oh and FUCK OFF!