- Fuck Polly Toynbee (except with a claw hammer)
- Stop trying to show socialists and statists how wrong they are
- Vote for a socialist or a statist party
- Eschew a Mac for a Windoze machine
- Diddle kids (I feel that this needs clarifying)
- Stop calling a cunt a cunt
- Stop calling a person who is a cunt a cunt
- Stick a firework up a cat's bum
- Believe any stupid religion (that's all of them)
- Vote for the EU in any shape or form.
Will that do?
I'm not going to bother tagging anyone, simply because I have better things to do with my time than work out who's done the bloody thing already...