Tuesday, November 28, 2006

10 Things I Would Never Do

I'm rather late on this, but I have been tagged by the Tory In The Wilderness, so here goes.
  1. Fuck Polly Toynbee (except with a claw hammer)

  2. Stop trying to show socialists and statists how wrong they are

  3. Vote for a socialist or a statist party

  4. Eschew a Mac for a Windoze machine

  5. Diddle kids (I feel that this needs clarifying)

  6. Stop calling a cunt a cunt

  7. Stop calling a person who is a cunt a cunt

  8. Stick a firework up a cat's bum

  9. Believe any stupid religion (that's all of them)

  10. Vote for the EU in any shape or form.

Will that do?

I'm not going to bother tagging anyone, simply because I have better things to do with my time than work out who's done the bloody thing already...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think your number 1 is best.

towcestarian said...

I can hold my hand up to indulging in only one of your list - and it isn't No 1 sadly. Now that would be a notch on the bedpost after a grab-a-grimmie night.

btw. Lancashire dialect gives "diddling" the same meaning as cheating - presumably this isn't your vernacular?

james higham said...

You don't have to work it out, DK. Praguetory has already done it. Besides, Timmy refused to do the thing anyway.

AntiCitizenOne said...

How about Munging?

Anonymous said...

Polly Toynbee was, (like that ex alky Roise Boycott, who looked like Kate Winslet) very, very attractive when young. She was the NYT's sex bomb of the late sixties. Cut the girl some slack. She's got all the troubles of the poor world on her slim shoulders. No wonder she looks haggard.