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Thursday, July 06, 2006

Fat fool embarrassed again

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 7/06/2006 12:36:00 am

PrescottJohn Prescott: brain damaged? Or just naturally pig-shit thick?

Now, I know of few people who engender more contempt amongst those with half a brain than that fat fuck, Prescott. He is a waste of £2m of public money, a waste of a considerable amount of matter, a waste of valuable building space; he is a bully and a sexual predator and, further, he is a thick cunt with the redeeming features of a particularly bad-tempered plague-rat.

In short, seeing him waddling around and having fun on my cash is the spiritual equivalent of being anally gang-raped by a bunch of navvies with unrealistically large cocks during a lube drought.

Which is why I hadn't got around to writing about his latest fuck-up. Luckily, Unity has been following the money.
The documents obtained by Newsnight also indicate that AEG’s view of the whole project was that a casino licence would be essential to its success - bottom line, the casino is, in AEG’s view, the cash cow that makes the rest of project work and, not only that, but of course, if AEG do get the casino licence, which amounts to a licence to print money, then it will much more quickly recoup its costs, deliver a profit and start paying on trhe terms of its lease, which means money paid over to the taxpayer - or rather the government.

And who collects this cash - well ultimately the Treasuery, of course, but the department which signed off on the deal was the DCMS…

…who by a complete coincidence are also the department responsible for issuing casino licences.

This is, I think that you will agree, immensely convenient. But, naturally, Prescott definitely did not discuss the casino, or the Dome development in any way whatso-fucking-ever whilst on his jaunts—all seven of them.
All you need do it follow the money through the deal between DCMS and AEG for the Dome - if AEG get the super casino licence it will start to generate big profits the sooner it generates the profits, the sooner it begins to pay its contractual kickback to the taxpayer for the lease on the Dome… and unless there’s a set cap on this kickback, this also means that the more profits AEG make, the more money slips quietly in the Treasury’s coffers.

This is NOT about Prescott’s freebies and who he may, or may not, have been shagging while off on his jolly little junket.

It is NOT EVEN about AEG maybe getting a bit of preferential treatment and ministerial solicitude.

What is is about is a government that has a direct pecuniary (i.e. financial) interest in seeing AEG get the super casino licence, and one compounded even further by the fact that it is the same department (Culture, Media and Sport) that made the deal with AEG for the use of the Dome, that will now issue the licence for the super casino.

Now some may see that as a canny bit of business - that ’some’ certainly will not include the seven other bidders for the same licence who, when the penny drops, are likely to notice that they’re bidding against a competitor (AEG) who has a considerable advantage over them due to a deal they’ve already cut with government for use of the Millennium Dome.

Go and read the whole thing; Unity done his research thoroughly and I have no doubt that he is entirely correct with his hypothesis. Can Prescott, already loathed and held in contempt by anyone with an IQ higher than their waist size (in inches), survive yet another scandal? Especially if proof of his other alleged affairs were to appear...
As for Prescott - to me he looks like the fall guy as usual, because instinct suggests there are bigger fish to fry somewhere in all of this…

Indeed. Prescott is one of Blair's few loyal placemen still in government: if Prescott were to go, Blair would find it almost impossible to hang on. Given this, and where the money from AEG would eventually flow to, I think that I have a good idea who might be behind this furore.



I'll give you a couple of clues: he has got one eye, he's incompetent, he's a total cunt and he is also known as The Gobblin' King.

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 7/06/2006 12:36:00 am


7 Blogger Comments:

Blogger wrinkled weasel said...

He's up for beatification, then.

According to
http://myweb.lsbu.ac.uk/stafflag/petertatchell.html

"The gay rights campaigner Peter Tatchell and the maverick Scottish socialist politician Tommy Sheridan have been described as contemporary Christ figures by a leading churchman. Richard Holloway, the former Bishop of Edinburgh"

"Christ" isn't exactly the word that comes to mind

7/06/2006 01:02:00 am  
Blogger RightForScotland said...

"anally gang-raped by a bunch of navvies with unrealistically large cocks during a lube drought"

Best line of yours in a while (thanks for easing up on the Toynbee/Brown erotica the nightmares are less disturbing now).

I will have to use this in polite conversation at the weekend.

7/06/2006 09:40:00 am  
Blogger Faerie Lady said...

I agree. It's certainly one of your most visceral and inventive analogies for some time. Quite upsetting actually.

About Polly and Gordon's love affair: he would never touch such a hag. It's all in her head. I think you are just channelling her fantasies.

7/06/2006 02:04:00 pm  
Blogger Faerie Lady said...

Or yours.

;)

7/06/2006 02:04:00 pm  
Blogger Bag said...

A particularly spectacular lead in and with that superb analogy.

Keep up the good work. I think your writing style is actually getting better as every day passes.

7/06/2006 07:14:00 pm  
Anonymous Barry Tebb said...

Andrew Way Chief Executive of The Royal Free Hospital, is an enemy of free speech. Last night he told local NHS protester Brenda Williams that her placards were 'Litter' and that his job was to keep the hospital tidy. The placards are not even on the Royal Free site! John Bercow MP said "One could be forgiven for thinking that the constitution is a sham,a face and a disgrace and that Mr Andrew Way and his cohorts should be ahamed of the truly despicable way in which they have gone about the matter."
Way's management style may be likened to asset strupping.His goal seems to be to close more wards and sack more staff than any other NHS manager. Shame on you, Mr Way, your staff hate and fear you. Long live freedom and the right to protest.

Barry Tebb

6/07/2007 10:08:00 pm  
Blogger Theoretician said...

Being derogatory about navvies is so churlish of you.

8/04/2007 03:18:00 pm  

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