Friday, May 05, 2006

I meant to highlight some time ago the sheer amusement generated when you type "fuckwit" into Google. Now I have received an email from Michael who wishes to Google-bomb our fat, stupid, priapic Deputy PM with the phrase two inches. Because apparently he has a cock like a cocktail sausage*.

I am minded to accede to Michael's request, if only because I am flattered at being described as one of "the big boys". I still think that fuckwit's better though...

* It is unknown whether he has a cocktail stick stuck in it. Nor is it known whether any pineapple or cheese is involved (although I am willing to bet that the latter almost certainly is).

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