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Sunday, April 23, 2006

Tony Blair: you fascist fuck!

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 4/23/2006 12:19:00 PM

Anthony Cunting BlairTony Blair: I want this man beaten, shat on and anally raped to death with a broken champagne bottle. He is not fit to live, by virtue of the fact that he is an unmitigated cunt, fuckwit, charlatan, bastard, evil fascist piece of shit with all of the virtues and morals of a dog turd. Fuck him, fuck his face and fuck his fucking boot of a wife.

Now what the fuck is this shit? Via bookdrunk, whose excellent posting below says almost all that really needs to be said, I feel that I should add my own inimitable comments to this piece of fucking illiberal excrement from that bastard shit cunt wanker who calls himself Anthony Cunting Blair. [Emphasis mine—DK]
[Blair] outlines controversial new steps, ranging from seizing assets from suspected drug dealers - which could see anyone stopped with more than £1,000 having the money confiscated - to draconian new restrictions on the movements of those suspected of involv-ement in organised crime.

Even if they are not convicted of a crime and there is insufficient evidence to try them, suspects could be banned from associating with certain individuals or travelling to certain places, in order to disrupt trades such as human trafficking.

WHAT!? What?! What the fuck is this? What, in the name of all the is right and sane is this fucking piece of cunting shit talking about? What's next? Is he going to bring back the fucking Star Chamber? Trial by ordeal?
In a passionate public exchange of emails with Observer columnist Henry Porter, the Prime Minister vigorously defends his stance on civil liberties and sketches out a new faultline in British politics over individual freedoms, crossing the traditional divide between right and left.

Right and left has got fuck all to do with it, you cunt, you cunt, you fucking little cunt; this is about lberalism and freedom. Look, Blair, why don't you just round up all of the gypos, Jews, chavs, crips and niggers, put them in camps, gas them and have done with it, eh? Tell you what, it might be a very green way of producing electricity too. God, I hate you, you bastard.
Admitting frankly that some of his own party as well as many Tories and the Liberal Democrats are ranged against him, he insists nonetheless that he is on the side of popular opinion and will not retreat, adding: 'I truly believe they are out of touch with their own voters.'

Are they? Which voters are those: the fucking BNP ones? You leave me speechless, you really do. As for fucking being out of touch with the voters, Blair, you got elected into power by 22% of the electorate! If anyone is out of touch with the people of this country, you have got to be right up there, sonny.
Critics such as Porter or Lord Steyn, the ex-law lord who recently accused his government of authoritarian tendencies and creating 'oppressive' immigration laws, had respectable motives but 'the practical effect of following the course you set out is a loss of civil liberties for the majority,' Blair concludes.

Will you please stop with this load of arse? Taking away the rights and freedoms that we have enjoyed, and fought hard for, for hundreds of fucking years is not the way to sort out criminals. You are a lawyer, you should know this stuff: in this country, you are innocent unless proven guilty. Do you understand the concept of the word "proven"? Do you? Do you, you rat's cock?
Blair's approach, to be fleshed out in a major debate about Labour's future after May's local elections, reflects a growing cross-party conviction that liberty is the new battleground for British politics.

Yes, and if there is one party who does not stand for fucking liberty, it is ZaNuLabour.

God, I really cannot express how much I hate you, Blair: I really, really fucking loathe you. Fuck you.

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 4/23/2006 12:19:00 PM


32 Blogger Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"ZaNuLabour"

Patent that. Now.

It should see you into a most comfortable retirement.

Oh, and I couldn't agree more with the rest of it as well (except not enough swearing).

4/23/2006 12:58:00 PM  
Blogger bookdrunk said...

Can I suggest a renewed bit of google-bombing? The Abolition of Parliament Bill has such an honest ring to it.

4/23/2006 01:15:00 PM  
Blogger Mark Holland said...

Charles Anthony Lynton Cunting Blair - to be exact.

4/23/2006 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous PJ said...

"could see anyone stopped with more than £1,000 having the money confiscated"
Now let's see - left home Friday morning with about two and a half grand in used twenties. Visited the builders merchant, the plumbing suppliers, the timberyard, the electrical suppliers, fed thirty quid into various pay and display machines plus 8 quid congestion charge, filled the van up with diesel in case the price doubles over the weekend, paid for lunch and gave the labourer plasterer their weeks wages. Got home with eighty quid which the wife snatched for shopping.
Lucky I didn't get stopped then!
Has C.A.L(C) got any idea how far a thousand pounds goes in high cost ZaNuLabour Britain when the taxpayer's not picking up the tab?
And no, not every small trader wants to take plasic and wait whilst the banks get round to paying them meanwhile knocking off a few percent for the priviledge.

4/23/2006 04:27:00 PM  
Blogger Bill said...

Am I justified in surmising, very tentatively, that you don't actually worship the ground that the 'Beloved Leader' deigns to walk upon? LOL.

I share your sentiments entirely of course, even if I don't go in for your particular way of expressing it ;)

4/23/2006 04:46:00 PM  
Blogger Tom Paine said...

I cannot agree with you enough. I wish I had the verve to let fly with the profanity as you do. I hope you feel better for it. I do. Tony Blair is everything you say and more. I don't see why Cherie gets a fuck out of it though, and some of the things you say have turned on passing LibDems to the danger of the community.

4/23/2006 07:48:00 PM  
Blogger Devil's Kitchen said...

It does indeed make me feel a lot better. Whilst I do, occasionally, write considered posts, generally I prefer to let rip in order to ensure that my head doesn't blow up.

I wasn't really making any coherent point with this post: I was just furiously angry...

DK

4/23/2006 08:44:00 PM  
Blogger My fist of flounce said...

God, I really cannot express how much I hate you, Blair

Neither can 78% of the electorate. Thank fuckity you're here to do it for us.

4/23/2006 09:07:00 PM  
Blogger Davide Simonetti said...

He told The Observer he wanted to "harry, hassle and hound" criminals into giving up - or leaving Britain.

Good!

Because hopefully the police will eventually show up at number 10 to collar him for his dodgy loans, selling of peerages, and (according to Transparancy International), bribery, two separate counts of obtaining a pecuniary advantage by deception, false accounting, conspiracy to defraud, fraudulent trading, and offences under the Competition and Enterprise Act.

When/if that happens, I hope they harry, hassle and hound this arch criminal to the darkest recesses of Tartarus. And if there is 'insufficient evidence' to try him, So fucking what!

4/24/2006 03:57:00 AM  
Blogger JohnJo said...

Sweet mother DK! You do realise that you've used up the blogosphere's quota of swear words for the entire week!?!

4/24/2006 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Port7 said...

I like how you turned comments from Blair about draconian new laws in to *racist* draconian new laws.

I think Blair is scum as much as the next man, but there is no need to make up shit.

4/25/2006 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger Devil's Kitchen said...

Nah, I was simply employing Godwin's Law.

DK

4/25/2006 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you vulgar demons, Tony Blair has done much for our country. God save the Queen and Him for his salvation of the weak.

7/11/2006 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello,
My name is Steve Watson. I teach chemistry at a school in King's Lynn. I am gay and a paediophile. I also masturbate whilst looking at photos of myself.

9/23/2006 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Xris said...

Yeah Tonys great. He's murdered thousands of innocent people, sold us out to the crazy americans, taken away most of our rights, started a race war, and banned mushrooms. Oh and takes us to war on MY tax money resulting in the London bombings and then has the cheek to ask me for £1 for a fucking litre of petrol. FUCK YOU, YOU FASCIST LITTLE SIMPERING WHORE. I HATE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO BRITAIN SO MUCH I FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF. 30,000+ dead civillians and for what??? Just so you and you're buddies can make a few bucks out of oil. MURDERER. I'd like to think you'll get what you deserve but your kind never do.

9/27/2006 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are right about blair....or should i say thieving murdering cunt.He has fucked the N.H.S. turned everyone against the police, and nicked more out of my wages than my fucking missus.he takes away the tax breaks for married couples,the asks us to fill out 3000 fucking forms to get it back,so what happens???? people just dont bother,so he gets to keep even more money for speed camers and flying round the world on jollys with all our money.not to mention the fact the grinning cunt let all of the I.R.A. killer scum back on our streets......WHAT A CUNT that man is... i hope he dies of a very painfull anal problem and he takes that odius piece of shit that he calls a wife with him....bastard

10/21/2006 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TONY CUNTING 'I AM A CHEEF' FUCKING BLIAR PRICK ARSE GRINNY SMILEY PILEFACED
BITCH OF A SKANK OOOO 'CHERIE' HOW FUCKING NICE. WHY DONT YOU BOTH KILL YOURSELVES AND YOUR SHITTY LAZI PARTY. PRICK, FUCKING TOSSER.
I ONLY USE SUCH DISGUSTING LANGUAGE ON THESE FUCKING MUPPETS, BECAUSE THEY ARE HORRID DIRTY MURDERING THIEVING SCUM. AND YEAH FUCKING M I FUCKIN SIX.... YOU LOT CAN FUCK OFF TOO. BELLENDS SPEND SOME CASH ON THE COUNTRY YOU CUNT.

12/15/2006 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He truly is the most incompetent and hypocritical PM of recent times. The sad thing is that he has had MI5 open files on everyone here.

1/06/2007 10:13:00 AM  
Blogger THEURGUS said...

ANTHONY CHARLES 'HONKEY' FUCKWIT NAZI BLAIR IS A COCKSUCKER, AN ARSEFUCKER, A POO DEMON, THE RENT BOY OF GEORGE W. BUSH AND HE ALSO 'VISITS' FUCKINGHAM PALACE AND THOSE OLD, SMELLY WINDSOR LIZARDS WHO MURDERED PRINCESS DIANA SPENCER.

BLIAR IS A SUPREME TOSSER AND MEGA WANKER WHO PROBABLY WANTS CIVIL WAR IN BRITAIN - FUCKING WHITE CUNT SHIT FUKKER.

NOW AFTER 50 YEARS OF MASSIVE IMMIGRATION THESE FREEMASONS WANT THEIR NAZI NEW WORLD ORDER BASED ON ID CARDS AND MICROCHIPPING.

THEY ARE ALL QUEERS AND WILL ONE DAY BE EXPOSED FOR ALL THE ENDLESS CRAP AND DECEPTION THEY HAVE FED THE PEOPLE OF THIS ONCE GREAT COUNTRY.

2/06/2007 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bliar and his spineless corrupt cronies all stink..how is it when so many people hate the piece of shit he has been re-elected??? are there that many thick twats voting for him or is he fiddling the vote??

2/14/2007 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I speak for the entire nation this week of Valentine's day when I say I wish blair and all his state-funded, self-serving lieutenants deeply unhappy personal lives.

2/16/2007 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long live Blair. At least he can express his views without resorting to vile gutter talk, you filthy, wretched, putrid, piece of satan shit pulled from a decomposed cunt on a bitch made from maggots. You're nothing but vomit from someone who drinks vomit mixed with shit and HIV+ cum. There. I can get vile, too. whoopie. Blair is RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/05/2007 02:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

theurgus - you suck cocks in hell.

3/05/2007 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about Gorgon Brown he and Blair will have index linked pensions having taxed the shit out of everbody else's pensions. Die of hypothermia in old age thanks to these shits

4/11/2007 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this fraudulent bastard blair has fucked this country to a standstill.
he deserves to be hung,drawn and quartered,the corrupt fucker and i do not agree with capital punishment!

4/14/2007 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blair should be emersed in acid feet first slowly over a protacted period. cheri should be done like wise,but head first( to shut the wavy mouth cunt up ). all this must be recorded for public delight espcailly mine.

6/09/2009 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you know that the next president of europe might be this cock sucking slime.This will be pay off for going quitly from scum bag labour.I would love to see him in prison,sharing a cell with a 16 stone bummer called Mabel.Die you traitor.

7/16/2009 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Gordoncuntblairarse said...

Blair and Brown are the biggest pair of shitebags in UK history bar none.

8/11/2009 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couple years ago a story in the media how girls in Bayview-Hunter's Point were going into puberty at a progressively younger age, as young as age 7.
A very bad sign::::Early cut-off. It draws the boys attention and they subsequently make sexual mistakes, very similar to what typical people experience nearly a decade later.
When they "turn" people on and start telepathically talking to them with this technology is very similar::The end of their chance. They segment families, convince them "earning" is the way, etc.
I tell people to examine the change between when they were children and after they began to hear. It is the difference between good and evil.
I understand people's confusion:::They literally hear "God" in their head, as opposed to what was taught to them in some church's classroom. But this technology is one of the God's tools, and much like their other tools, clone hosts and prophets, they use them as temptation.
They didn't begin speaking to me until I began working for ownershit group. "You went to work for evil." "And you were punished."
They began talking to these kids long before puberty, long enough for first-born son to become corrupted and throw away his good looks when punished.

The Gods offered a clue about the Italians in the movie "The Matrix":::They casted an Italian as the traitor of the group, the one who betrays them all.
As they did humanity in the 20th century (see "clone hosting").

11/28/2009 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That filthy piece of verminous,cuntshit,Tony Fucking Blair should have his bollocks lopped off and shoved up his toffee nosed arsehole and his fuckwit cunt of a wife should be locked up in a broom cupboard with 27 muslims for a week.After this they should be hung drawn and quartered by a bunch of homo's.

12/15/2009 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that cunt Thatcher dead yet.The filthy old cunt has more than likely caught her fucking dementia from her boyfriend,Reagan.What a pair of vile devils these two shitcunts were.This pair of mangy,cunting,shitrags are responsible for more people being murdered and living in abstact poverty than any other dictators in history.I hope the old lump of dogshit has still got some time left,as the cunt has still got a lot to pay for and needs to suffer for eternity.I suppose her cunt of a daughter and poofta son will scrape the pigswill barrel to try and find a suitable epitaph for the old cunt,saying what an asset she was for this country and how fatman,fucking, Churchill would have licked her arsehole if he was still alive (thank the lord the fat cunt ain't).Still,as they say,what goes round comes round.

12/15/2009 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alistair Campbell shed a tear ??? one of the biggest most deceitful persons of them all...? the architect of spin < ie lies and deception > shameful unbelievable nerve....he knows the end of bullshit is neigh..?and panicking' or he's to fucking stupid' that's the most likely scenario..or thou im sure he thinks we are.. or his looking 4 another job sucking the pricks off and fucking us over...

2/10/2010 11:27:00 PM  

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