Stupid Muslims
Given how eager so many liberals are to leap to the defence of the Religion of Pieces, one would have thought that the silly bastards would have learned some sense; that it might have rubbed off on them. But no, it seems that many of them simply take it for granted and continue on their stupid mediaeval ways. The latest piece of RoP stupidity comes to us from Afghanistan, a fucking shithole which, ideally, we should have left to its own devices.
A government that we all know is only "democratic" under the most flexible definitions of the word.
I mean, this is stupid enough (and a warning to all of the thick-as-pigshit, blinkered liberals who thought that the Muslims were joking about this particular piece of joy) but, fear not, it gets sillier.
So, wait, had on a second here: this man converted to Christianity 16 years ago and a good few years before the current government or its laws actually existed.
So, surely, he was a Christian at the time that these laws were made... well... law? How can they prosecute a man who converted before the government and constitution existed and who did so in a foreign country?
Nice.
In other words, he refused to be blackmailed into converting to that perverted semblance of a religion; good to see that he has stuck by his principles, even though it's going to get him killed.
Welcome to the fucking 17th century, o my Islamic brothers. And, with all due respect, go fuck yourselves.
What the fuck is up with these fucking savages? We call these people human? They aren't. They are animals (Koranimals, as some would have it). I am fed to the back teeth with these fuckwitted monkeys; we should withdraw all troops and all support. We should blockade their countries and impose sanctions on the lot of the fuckers. We should effectively send them to Coventry; they simply are not worth the bother. Screw them and their mediaeval religion; we will take notice of them when they have grown the fuck up a bit and are ready to join the rest of the mature world.
UPDATE: Welcome to readers of His Imperial Majesty, whose fisking is absolutely fucking hilarious, as per. Good stuff!
An Afghan man who recently admitted he converted to Christianity faces the death penalty under the country's strict Islamic legal system. The trial is a critical test of Afghanistan's new constitution and democratic government.
A government that we all know is only "democratic" under the most flexible definitions of the word.
Abdul Rahman, 40, was arrested last month, accused of converting to Christianity.
Under Afghanistan's new constitution, minority religious rights are protected but Muslims are still subject to strict Islamic laws.
And so, officially, Muslim-born Rahman is charged with rejecting Islam and not for practicing Christianity.
I mean, this is stupid enough (and a warning to all of the thick-as-pigshit, blinkered liberals who thought that the Muslims were joking about this particular piece of joy) but, fear not, it gets sillier.
Rahman reportedly converted more than 16 years ago after spending time working in Germany.
So, wait, had on a second here: this man converted to Christianity 16 years ago and a good few years before the current government or its laws actually existed.
So, surely, he was a Christian at the time that these laws were made... well... law? How can they prosecute a man who converted before the government and constitution existed and who did so in a foreign country?
Officials say his family, who remain observant Muslims, turned him over to the authorities.
Nice.
On Thursday the prosecution told the court Rahman has rejected numerous offers to embrace Islam.
In other words, he refused to be blackmailed into converting to that perverted semblance of a religion; good to see that he has stuck by his principles, even though it's going to get him killed.
Prosecuting attorney Abdul Wasi told the judge that the punishment should fit the crime.
He says Rahman is a traitor to Islam and is like a cancer inside Afghanistan. Under Islamic law and under the Afghan constitution, he says, the defendant should be executed.
Welcome to the fucking 17th century, o my Islamic brothers. And, with all due respect, go fuck yourselves.
What the fuck is up with these fucking savages? We call these people human? They aren't. They are animals (Koranimals, as some would have it). I am fed to the back teeth with these fuckwitted monkeys; we should withdraw all troops and all support. We should blockade their countries and impose sanctions on the lot of the fuckers. We should effectively send them to Coventry; they simply are not worth the bother. Screw them and their mediaeval religion; we will take notice of them when they have grown the fuck up a bit and are ready to join the rest of the mature world.
UPDATE: Welcome to readers of His Imperial Majesty, whose fisking is absolutely fucking hilarious, as per. Good stuff!
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Given how eager so many liberals are to leap to the defence of the Religion of Pieces
There's a small difference between trying to defend a community from bigoted fascists, and apologising for such bullshit laws.
Putting British Muslims here, a very diverse group as it is, in the same category as the Taliban crew is slightly short-sighted.
Even more stupid is using one example to extrapolate across everyone. Rather like someone from the Middle East using such stories to say the entire west has gone into complete moral degradation.
Rather like someone from the Middle East using such stories to say the entire west has gone into complete moral degradation.
Actually Sunny, they would have a point.
Its not the crime that shows that the west is suffering from moral degradation, its the fact that this bastard will not be strung up that calls our moral fibre into question.
There's a small difference between trying to defend a community from bigoted fascists, and apologising for such bullshit laws.
Indeed there is, and I think the point that The Devil is trying to put across is that most of the Liberals he is criticising seem to have missed this point entirely.
Oh and this is the product of the "New Democratic" Afghanisthan, not the Taliban.
We should blockade their countries and impose sanctions on the lot of the fuckers. We should effectively send them to Coventry; they simply are not worth the bother. Screw them and their mediaeval religion; we will take notice of them when they have grown the fuck up a bit and are ready to join the rest of the mature world.
Was it not precisely this sort of attitude to Afghanistan that led it to become the poppy-producing, Burkah wearing hell-hole we all knew and loved? Come along now, DK - Your Pontius Pilate inspired foreign policy is hardly viable, and not the sort of attitude I expect from an aspiring benevolent dictator. I like you better when you are interfering with Afghanistan. How about another Jack Idema blogburst?
Sunny,
I take your point and, as I have repeatedly pointed out to my detractors, I know that there are very many Muslims, especially those living in the West, who are perfectly calm, decent, rational people.
However, some are not. And those that are not are, in many cases, those who have recently fled from oppressive Muslim regimes. They have then brought these same oppressive practices - honour killings, forced marriages, attempted suppression of free speech - into our culture.
In this wonderful, new democratic Afghanistan we now see practices that are - in your humble Devil's opinion - little better than the Taliban's. Putting someone to death because they converted from Islam (and sixteen years ago at that)? It's insane, and it is an insanity that is directly linked to the religion.
And, yes, the Western nations used to do the same thing. About 600 years ago. Many people have said to me that it is not the fault of Islam's adherents, because the religion is so much younger than Christianity. I do not accept that as a hypothesis. There are elements of Islam which, if followed in a number of ways (depending upon the particular flavour that one follows) that keeps its followers in the mediaeval mindset.
Followers of Islam, to a great extent, have the benefit of communication systems which the early Christians did not: they have seen and have information on liberalised countries, but the rulers of places such as Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia and others have deliberately chosen not to embrace the concepts of freedom and have, instead, decided to follow the very strictest strictures of their religion. They have therefore made an informed choice and chosen babarity.
Now, you can argue that it is the desire for power that led them to make this choice; as a mechanism for keeping your people voluntarily poor and ignorant, Islam must be one of the most effective around. It does not alter the fact that the people of these newly "liberated" countries - Afghanistan, Iraq - have overwhelmingly voted for sectarian reigious societies. And if I wish to call them immature fools for doing so, then I shall. And if I wish to call the governments who rule using these barbaric systems - especially if, as many claim, Islam allows for a more lenient interpretation - immature, mediaeval fucks, then I certainly shall.
I am free to say these things; an option that I would not have were I living in those countries. And you can disagree with me and say that you are a moderate: this is also an option that you would not have were you living in those countries.
DK
Was it not precisely this sort of attitude to Afghanistan that led it to become the poppy-producing, Burkah wearing hell-hole we all knew and loved?
Well, we interfered and - hey! - not much seems to have changed. As a matter of fact there is far more poppy-growing in Afghanistan now than there was under the Taliban. Mainly because, if the Taliban found you growing poppies, they tended to have you put to death. The cultivation of opium-poppies has soared since the invasion, and it is the British who were supposed to be in charge of ensuring that that didn't happen. Whoops!
Still, as Worstall has pointed out before, we are spending more moeny trying to wipe out the poppy-growing, through subsidies rather than head-chopping, than the annual crop is worth. We should just buy the lot and make it into medical morphine.
Come along now, DK - Your Pontius Pilate inspired foreign policy is hardly viable, and not the sort of attitude I expect from an aspiring benevolent dictator.
OK, there's benevolence and benevolence. I suppose that they are the elected government of Afghanistan: the people were foolish enough to vote them in and we should just leave them to get on with it, head-hacking an' all.
I like you better when you are interfering with Afghanistan. How about another Jack Idema blogburst?
That's Rottie's department; every Wednesday morning that comes out...
DK
Mate, give your post reads:
Welcome to the fucking 17th century, o my Islamic brothers. And, with all due respect, go fuck yourselves.
I kinda missed the point where you said this only applies to a minority here, or the majority there. Or maybe you're confused and like other bloggers who hasn't really thought this through - just want to blame other Muslims.
Let's get a few things straight. Contrary to popular opinion each Muslim country had different cultural practices and ways of looking at things. Malaysian Muslims are far more liberal than Saudis for example. Indian Muslims are much more likely to marry into non-Muslim families than in Afghanistan.
Then there is the difference between people who live in the west and people who live in the east, even if they come from the same country of origin.
Not just that, your blindingly blunt posts suggest that each Muslim is responsible for the actions of all others.
In India some family got nearly killed last week because the villagers accused them of being witches. I do despair of humanity quite a bit, but its more annoying to hear people make blanket generalisations without any knowledge of nuances.
Qualifying it with "yeah I know most Muslims here are good but..." is very lame. It is any wonder there is such a major communication gap in this country between Muslims and non Muslims?
Actually, I don't know that most Muslims here are good. People just tell me that. The Muslims that I see here are the ones waving placards urging the death of infidels. But, obviously, that is just media bias. I have made it clear on a number of previous posts what it is that I mean.
I do not think that all Muslims are responsible for the actions of others, but here is what I think: the religion of Islam provides a justification for people to indulge in acts of barbarity as a normal way of life in a way that neither atheism nor Christianity does. I am aware of the nuances of Islam; however, I am also aware of the death toll at The Religion of Peace.
And now for a Muslim apostate site; the gentleman running this site believes that Islam is a cult that turns good people crazy, and makes them do horrible things. His goal is to make Muslims see that Islam is evil, and to convince them to renounce it, for their sake and ours.
Finally, Sunny, I really do not believe that people visit this site for a rational, balanced opinion. I think that it is pretty clear that what you get here is me, angry. I don't write considered, balanced, nuanced posts; never really have. This blog is a vent for my rage. There are very many people out there who write such things.
On the other heand, if you wish to post a rational defence of Islam, please feel free to email me, and I will happily post it for you. Fair's fair and all that. I will even put it in my Favourite Posts blogroll. Can't say fairer than that, eh?
One of these days, however, you are going to have to realise that people are becoming seriously worried about even "moderate" Islam. I am worried that, one of these days, a war is going to come and people are going to have to work out which side they are on. Are they with the West, or their Muslim brothers?
DK
Lost Verses of the Koran
Surah 115: The Pig
Bismillah:
The hurried flight of the Hegira had led the Muslims to a fertile oasis, where they were at last safe from their many enemies in Mecca.
Pausing, each thanked Allah the moon-god for their good fortune.
Assembling at a long table, they enjoyed rare delicacies brought by bare-breasted sirens whose faces were veiled. During the feast Muhammad sternly forbade his disciples to partake of pig flesh, while fondling the youthful breasts of a Nubian girl named Sheba.
Obeying the Prophet, the pilgrims partook of the succulent flesh of jackals and vultures, washing their food down with strong wine.
“I never dreamed I’d have to eat the loins of a jackal, let alone the bitter entrails of a cursed vulture,” observed a hungry pilgrim named Ahmed to a fellow Muslim, choking on the unpalatable morsels.
“Neither did I, but the Holy Prophet has ordered it,” grumbled another starving follower, almost heaving as he consumed greasy vulture flesh.
“A rancid pork chop would taste a hell of a lot better than this crap does,” retorted Ahmed.
“It’s an acquired taste brother, you’ll get used to it,” spoke up another, smiling with a mouthful of rotten teeth.
“I don’t think so,” replied Ahmed, forcing down a burned jackal testicle.
An uncaring Muhammad, famished, greedily wolfed down roasted jackal in enjoyment, quaffing from an earthenware wine carafe on occasion, while choosing which of the sirens that would soon endure his favors.
The meal finished in the late afternoon, a drunken, lustful Muhammad initiated a sex orgy with the sirens, the debauched Holy Prophet, Allah speaking through him, declaring all earlier betrothals or marriages of the women he knew null and void.
The Muslims celebrated their good fortune, again thanking Allah for the bounty they had been blessed to receive.
Later, as Muhammad sat half-naked under a palm tree, masturbating to the thought of molesting little girls, Ahmed chanced by and remarked, "Oh great prophet, why does Allah say that we cannot dine on delicious porcine flesh?"
"Why?" asked Muhammad blithely, closing his filthy, tattered, moth-eaten robe, "Because Allah's younger retarded cyclops brother is a pig, and Allah doesn't want us killing his holy kinfolk."
"Allah is a pig?" asked an incredulous Ahmed, staring at Muhammad.
"Of course," replied the deranged Prophet Muhammad, hallucinating thanks to ingesting strong hashish minutes earlier.
"That's ridiculous, why in hell do we worship pigs?" asked Ahmed sharply, thinking his flight from Mecca may have been the result of heeding the words of a false prophet, possessed of a capricious desert demon who delighted in seeing them consume the flesh of vermin.
"Because they're better than we are," answered a smiling Muhammad, now fantasizing about raping little boys, "Look at me, I'm little more than a lecherous child molester, thief and murderer!"
"True, but pigs can't even talk!" exclaimed a sardonic Ahmed, digging a heel into the sand.
"Allah can, he speaks to me in my dreams," retorted the wildly hallucinating Muhammad, barely able to focus on Ahmed, seeing him in double vision.
"You're a madman Muhammad," declared a disgusted Ahmed, "I'm heading back to join the infidels in Mecca!"
"Who cares?" retorted Muhammad, slurring his words and breaking into riotous laughter.
Prophet Muhammad, opening his robe and again reaching for his flaccid sex organ, was too occupied with masturbating his building erection to reply further, while Ahmed, shaking his head in disbelief, disappeared behind a sand dune.
"What a stupid, perverted, licentious bastard," spat Ahmed, walking off, adding, "Muhammad is crazier than a shithouse rat!"
Surah 116: The Pervert
Bismillah:
And it came to pass that Prophet Muhammad was growing ever hornier and more depraved: In a dream it was revealed by Allah that he was to molest a young girl named Aye
Lost Verses of the Koran
Surah 115: The Pig
Bismillah:
The hurried flight of the Hegira had led the Muslims to a fertile oasis, where they were at last safe from their many enemies in Mecca.
Pausing, each thanked Allah the moon-god for their good fortune.
Assembling at a long table, they enjoyed rare delicacies brought by bare-breasted sirens whose faces were veiled. During the feast Muhammad sternly forbade his disciples to partake of pig flesh, while fondling the youthful breasts of a Nubian girl named Sheba.
Obeying the Prophet, the pilgrims partook of the succulent flesh of jackals and vultures, washing their food down with strong wine.
“I never dreamed I’d have to eat the loins of a jackal, let alone the bitter entrails of a cursed vulture,” observed a hungry pilgrim named Ahmed to a fellow Muslim, choking on the unpalatable morsels.
“Neither did I, but the Holy Prophet has ordered it,” grumbled another starving follower, almost heaving as he consumed greasy vulture flesh.
“A rancid pork chop would taste a hell of a lot better than this crap does,” retorted Ahmed.
“It’s an acquired taste brother, you’ll get used to it,” spoke up another, smiling with a mouthful of rotten teeth.
“I don’t think so,” replied Ahmed, forcing down a burned jackal testicle.
An uncaring Muhammad, famished, greedily wolfed down roasted jackal in enjoyment, quaffing from an earthenware wine carafe on occasion, while choosing which of the sirens that would soon endure his favors.
The meal finished in the late afternoon, a drunken, lustful Muhammad initiated a sex orgy with the sirens, the debauched Holy Prophet, Allah speaking through him, declaring all earlier betrothals or marriages of the women he knew null and void.
The Muslims celebrated their good fortune, again thanking Allah for the bounty they had been blessed to receive.
Later, as Muhammad sat half-naked under a palm tree, masturbating to the thought of molesting little girls, Ahmed chanced by and remarked, "Oh great prophet, why does Allah say that we cannot dine on delicious porcine flesh?"
"Why?" asked Muhammad blithely, closing his filthy, tattered, moth-eaten robe, "Because Allah's younger retarded cyclops brother is a pig, and Allah doesn't want us killing his holy kinfolk."
"Allah is a pig?" asked an incredulous Ahmed, staring at Muhammad.
"Of course," replied the deranged Prophet Muhammad, hallucinating thanks to ingesting strong hashish minutes earlier.
"That's ridiculous, why in hell do we worship pigs?" asked Ahmed sharply, thinking his flight from Mecca may have been the result of heeding the words of a false prophet, possessed of a capricious desert demon who delighted in seeing them consume the flesh of vermin.
"Because they're better than we are," answered a smiling Muhammad, now fantasizing about raping little boys, "Look at me, I'm little more than a lecherous child molester, thief and murderer!"
"True, but pigs can't even talk!" exclaimed a sardonic Ahmed, digging a heel into the sand.
"Allah can, he speaks to me in my dreams," retorted the wildly hallucinating Muhammad, barely able to focus on Ahmed, seeing him in double vision.
"You're a madman Muhammad," declared a disgusted Ahmed, "I'm heading back to join the infidels in Mecca!"
"Who cares?" retorted Muhammad, slurring his words and breaking into riotous laughter.
Prophet Muhammad, opening his robe and again reaching for his flaccid sex organ, was too occupied with masturbating his building erection to reply further, while Ahmed, shaking his head in disbelief, disappeared behind a sand dune.
"What a stupid, perverted, licentious bastard," spat Ahmed, walking off, adding, "Muhammad is crazier than a shithouse rat!"
Surah 116: The Pervert
Bismillah:
And it came to pass that Prophet Muhammad was growing ever hornier and more depraved: In a dream it was revealed by Allah that he was to molest a young girl named Aye
Hi everyone, Hi Devil. You seem like my kind of guy. (not in That Liberal Way) Personally, I think we should pull out of the Middle East completely and turn it into the worlds largest piece of glass!! Fuck a Muslim! Fuck a radical Muslim, Fuck a Moderate Muslim, Fuck a pieceloving hippy Muslim-American, because they are too stupid to realize they've signed up in the wrong club!! They have GUTTED our troops!!!! This is ridiculus. Why haven't we bombed them back into the Dark Ages where they belong???@!!!!
I agree with most of the comments. I would like to add though that whilst Islam appears one of the most hypocritical religions out there, all religions are (maybe witht he exception of paganism and buddhism??) there to keep the average man in his "place". The reason religion is on the decline in the west is simly because we have democracy which allows man, ultimately, to gain a higher station. When the bible was placed in every home up and down this pleasant land, it allowed Joe Public to make his own mind, it wasn't indoctrinated. People started to question things and rightly fucking so. Any of us that don't may as well crawl back into that primevil sludge. Question everything. I know a few Muslims, some i'd consider moderate, however, you question Islam and they all become slavering beasts. it is this unwillingness to see logic or anyone else's arguement that will keep Muslims in the pit. As soon as all the liberals die in this country we can boot the muslims then all the other dissidents into touch.......rant over.
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