No, no, and thrice no.

Via Rottie, I stumble upon this rotting heap of manure.

Four out of 10 British Muslims want sharia law introduced into parts of the country, a survey reveals today.

Well, those 40% of Muslims should read my lips: Fuck. Right. Off.

The ICM opinion poll also indicates that a fifth have sympathy with the "feelings and motives" of the suicide bombers who attacked London last July 7, killing 52 people, although 99 per cent thought the bombers were wrong to carry out the atrocity.

I don't get this at all. How can 99% of them think that it was a wrong act, but sympathise with the bombers? Can you imagine the conversation?

Pollster: So, do you sympathise with the 7/7 bombers?

Pollee: Oh, absolutely. I can imagine how unempowered they felt.

Pollster: Right. So you think that what they did was right?

Pollee: Er... Um... No, no. No, I understand why they did it. But it was definitely wrong. Yup. Totally.

Pollster: So, you empathise with the action, but you think that it was wrong?

Pollee: Erm... yeah.

Pollster: Do you want Sharia law in this country?

Pollee: Yes.

Pollster: Would you be prepared to blow the shit out of 52 innocent civilians to get it?

Nah. I've tried to work it through, and I still don't get it.

Overall, the findings depict a Muslim community becoming more radical and feeling more alienated from mainstream society, even though 91 per cent still say they feel loyal to Britain.

Excuse my sarcasm, but really? How can 40% of Muslims want Sharia and still feel "loyal to Britain"? Sharia has no place in this country. It may be that these Muslims feel that they are loyal to Britain because the places that many of them come from are such unmitigated shitholes. You know, life is so much more comfortable in Britain.

Or maybe they are loyal to a Britain of their imagining: you know, a Britain with Sharia law governing it?

The results of the poll, conducted for the Sunday Telegraph, came as thousands of Muslims staged a fresh protest in London yesterday against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed. In Libya, at least 10 people died in protests linked to the caricatures.

So, remind me, this 91% that are loyal to Britain: were any of them out demonstrating about these cartoons? You know, attempting to impose their views on the non-Muslim residents of this country? Remind me again, what "Britain" is it that they are loyal to, exactly?

And in Pakistan, a cleric was reported to have put a $1 million (£575,000) bounty on the head of the Danish cartoonist who drew the original pictures.

In Pakistan? I'd want to see the colour of his money first, I tell 'ee that, son.

Last night, Sadiq Khan, the Labour MP involved with the official task force set up after the July attacks, said the findings were "alarming". He added: "Vast numbers of Muslims feel disengaged and alienated from mainstream British society."

Well, maybe if they fucking well tried to cuntingly actually engage with British society, they maybe they'd fucking well feel less arsing alienated. Maybe if they tried to engage with the British society that actually fucking exists, rather than attempting to create their own fucking fantasy sodding society, then they would be able to "engage" with it. It pretty bloody hard to engage with a society that doesn't exist yet.

Although, I suppose that bringing in Sharia would help them engage, wouldn't it? They'd like to engage with that. It is the society that they want to see. They just don't want to engage with a society in which honour killings are not acceptable, in which we don't mutilate prisoners, in which religion is separate from the law, in which not every citizen is a damn believer in their paedophile prophet.

Sir Iqbal Sacranie, the secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain, said: "This poll confirms the widespread opposition among British Muslims to the so-called war on terror."

Does it, Iqbal, you fucking tosspot? Or does it actually show that there are a bunch of people are living in our midst who have absolutely no interest in "engaging" with our secular society?

The most startling finding is the high level of support for applying sharia law in "predominantly Muslim" areas of Britain.

Startling? I'm not startled. Saddened, yes. Startled, no.

Islamic law is used in large parts of the Middle East, including Iran and Saudi Arabia, and is enforced by religious police. Special courts can hand down harsh punishments which can include stoning and amputation.

There is simply no way that we can allow this even to be contemplated.

Forty per cent of the British Muslims surveyed said they backed introducing sharia in parts of Britain, while 41 per cent opposed it.

To those 40% who back Sharia, I say this: fuck off and go live in Saudi, or Iran, or a remote village in Pakistan. Go on, fuck off. No, really: get to fuck, you cunting barbarians.

For the avoidance of doubt, to those Muslims who are happy to live under our laws and happily go about their business and engage with this society, I say, "Welcome. Nice to have you here."

The rest can bugger off though, and good riddance to bad rubbish.