Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The Fucking Stupid Initiative or Condoms Do Not Exist

A very stupid man Jack McConnell is a leather-kilted cunt: [insert your own hilarious caption—probably along the lines of "But she told me that this was definitely 8 inches and not to worry about my size it was what I did with it that counts"—here]

On Sunday night (which was something of a write-off due to friends plying me with drinks), I was conversing once more with some public sector people. Or "slumming it" as I put it. Although, not when the copper's around (especially as I know that he reads this blog. Wait, what's that knock at the door...?). Anyway, I digress...

One of my friends is a teacher in the upper ends of a primary school, and she told me something that made me repeatedly bang my head off the table in frustration and frenziedly clench and unclench my fists in impotent rage. Now, as we all know, for bookdrunk has spelt it out numerous times (and god knows it is obvious enough), that if you wish to curb STDs and unwanted teenage pregnancies, then you need to educate the kiddies.

The government and the Scottish Executive have made much of their improved sex education, and obviously they are to be lauded for these efforts. Unfortunately, some of it is completely pointless, as my friend explained.

She is not allowed to teach her kids about contraception.

Yes, you did read that right. She is allowed to teach them about sex, but not contraception. She can teach them about how babies are made, but not how you can have sex without getting pregnant. She can teach them about Sexually Transmitted Diseases, but not how they might protect against them. She is supposed to get them to talk to their parents; she can, indeed, direct them to their parents, but she, herself, is not allowed to tell them about contraception.

So, if any of her kids are sexually active (not beyond the realms of possibility, apparently), what are the chances that they are going to bring up the topic with their parents, do you think? So, you teach the kids about sex...

... and then don't teach them about not getting pregnant* and not getting STDs. Fucking brilliant.

Health is a devolved matter, so this is no Westminster stupidity; one might look rather more in the direction of the strong Catholic influences still rampant in Scotland. This is, without doubt, a fucking stupid policy, worthy indeed of the second-rate fuckwits who run Scotland, i.e. the Executive and the Church.

In fact, let it be known by that name, for it is literally true.
The Scottish Executive launches the new Fucking Stupid initiative today, a policy that ensures that Scotland's kids will be riddled with sexual diseases and will be dropping sprogs like Bill Hicks' s American trailer-trash whore, to a great fanfare. Jack McConnell was showered with penicillin and demands for accommodation from poverty-stricken single mothers today, as he launched possibly one of the most brainless pieces of crap that the leather-kilted cunt has ever dealt with.

I mean seriously, don't these people think straight. Ever? Fuckwits.


* My teacher friend has had at least one child ask her if it is true that the council will give her her own house and free money if she has a baybee. These children are about 10 or so, and already they've got the freebie mentality. I weep for the youth of today, as I batter the free-loading bastards to death with one of those ubiquitous iron bars that always seem to feature in assault cases but are not for sale anywhere that I can see. Unless they are for plumbing or something. Who knows...?

2 comments:

edmund said...

this post is almost paradoci in it's paranoia- the idea the executive is a puppet of the Catholic chuch when they pushed ahead with allowing councils to promote homosexuality despite overwhelming public opposition is proof of this.

I may add that the other part of the post - about how people get pregnatn because of the chance of the council house, is contradictory,and whilst not very nice likely to have rather more in it!

Bloke on the Torquay Omnibus said...

1st: You can't spell.
2nd: You are illiterate and I don't have a clue what you're talking about. Your rantings make no sense whatsoever.
3rd: Are you drunk?
4th: Whatever your excuse, you're a cunt so fuck off.