Courtesy of Wonko's World, fuck you, you Islamic pig-fucker.
God, I'm sick of these people. If we aren't banning Christmas cards and decorations, nativity plays and pig-shaped stress-relievers, then we are bowing down and kissing their fucking feet. If you have a problem with stress-relievers shaped like pigs, or Christianity, or speaking English, or obeying our laws, or not killing your sister for having sex with an Infidel, or believe that female genital mutilation and forced marriages should be allowed, I have a really simple message for you:
Iran will welcome you with open arms and a packet full of smack to keep you docile. We don't want you, you are bastards, and we loathe your intolerance. And, you see, you have forced me to be intolerant, which makes me angry with both myself and you.
NOW FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF.
Or we can have you drowned in a shallow bucket of pig's blood. Your choice.